I escaped from the cops and ran back to retrieve my book only to see a mp3 player nearby, I picked it up and started the music only to hear the song "Never gonna give you up." Omg i've been "Rick Rolled!" I run screaming in terror only to leave a compact mirror behind.

Don't touch mah mirror.

After freeing myself from the trap I walk over and spy a mirror on the ground. I pick it up and look into it but after serval hours of being stung upside down my looks shatter the mirror and I am hit with seven years of bad luck. As I try to hide I drop a twinkie.


Don't touch the twinkie.

I regain my eyesight and go back to retrieve my collar. But in its place is a Twinkie which I quickly eat. Unfortunately it is filled with glue and glues my mouth shut. I paw at my mouth but to no avail.Oddly. enough, the glue is itching my whiskers.

Don’t touch my whiskers.

While trying to hide from my bad luck I see some shinny whiskers, oooo shinny I love shinny things, I touch them and as soon as I do they extend and wrap me up. As I stuggle to get free I drop a penny.

Don't touch my penny.

While walking down the street I see a penny. I bend over to pick it up only for the penny to turn into a black hole that sucks me in. But before the black hole sucked me in I dropped my eyeliner.

No touchie my eyeliner.

I was trying to find the toaster that follows me around, and I was quite upset that I had lost it like I had lost my imaginary friend Frank a few months before. When I was, I spotted a black pencil rolling towards me. Feeling that the atmosphere was quite ominous, I bent down to pick it up to get on with my life. The eyeliner grew into an evil lava dog that tried to chase me around. I flipped out, tripped, and lost my track shoe while escaping the cafeteria.

Don't touch my track shoe.

I ran into the cafeteria to get away from the rest of the school that had been infected with a virus that turned them all into zombies when I tripped over a track shoe. I turned around to see what made me fall. I saw it and picked it up. Then the track shoe grew teeth and started eating my hand. I started running around and banging my hand against thins so the darn thing would stop and in my haste to get it off I didn't notice that I dropped my necklace.

Don't touch my necklace.

As I was trying to calm down from my run in with the evil lava dog, I bent over and saw a necklace. Picking it up, it burned me. While I jumped around, Frank slipped past my guard and went to go prank some innocent students.

Don't touch my imaginary friend Frank.

I touched your imaginary friend Frank and could immediately see him!
OH GOD FRANK, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

Do not touch my glasses!

I ran into a wall knocking off my glasses. As I patted my hands on the floor I came across see03's glasses and, thinking they were mine, put them on. The glasses took away my eyesight and in my blind stupor I dropped my deck of cards.

Don't even think about touching my deck of cards.

bored out of mine and looking for something to do I found a deck of cards.
Oh no!!!! my hands have turned green

Don't touch my manga!

Having miraculously gained MY eyesight when Jackie put on my glasses, I pick up a manga to read it...and thoroughly enjoy it! But then a wind comes along and knocks the manga from my hands, hurling it along with my hat into a puddle of molten lava.

Don't touch my hat!

I was walking along a volcano that had just erupted and now had trails of lava dripping down it when I saw a hat almost dissolving in a puddle of lava. I decided to save the hat from an untimely death but when I grabbed a hold of it I slipped and fell into the deeper than it looks puddle. Before I fell in my bow fell out of my hair.

Don't touch my bow. I'm serious.

As I was was scolding frank, I saw a pretty red and white bow on the ground. I bent to pick it up, but clumsily fell over, losing my dignity in the process.

Don't touch my dignity.

I was getting lost on the road of life when I noticed someone lost their dignity. I picked it up only for it to grow arms and legs and try to kill me. I started running away and accidentally dropped my stuffed polar bear, Kumajiro.

Don't touch Kumajiro.

Oh look! A teddy bear! *picks it up... and is chomped on by the teddy bear* T.T I guess I'm really tasty, then?

Don't touch that pretty, green, conveniently and yet suspiciously placed lever!!

I was pretty upset at losing Frank, my toaster, and my dignity, so I decided to pull a pretty, green, conveniently and yet suspiciously place lever. The room exploded and I fell over, my headband being thrown off my head.

Don't touch my headband.

Walks in and finds a headband! Oh cool, I think and pick it up. A i trot away, wagging my tail, a carrot falls from my purse ^_^

Don't touch my carrot!!

I touch the carrot and fall over unconscious because of the faeries that started to attack me. They stole my watch, but dropped it.

Don't touch my watch.

Comes back for my carrot and sees a watch. Bending over to sniff it, I yelp and find myself in a cage of melting clocks! AHHH! My wrist cuff falls off in my panic. Oops.

Do NOT touch that cuff!!

I run back when I realized I lost my watch. I see the wrist cuff and pick it up curiously. I fall over unconscious...again. The ice cream I was eating falls.

Don't touch my ice cream.

Sits down in front of ice cream and contemplates for only a moment before taking a big lick ^_^

I find my glossy and pretty white coat is now dull brown and a tree has sprouted between my shoulders!!! As I frantically try to chew the wood from my back, I drop my purse!

Please don't touch my purse

I run around in panic after waking up, looking for my ice cream. In my haste, I fall and trip over a purse, dropping my phone.

Don't touch my phone.

I get lost and walk around aimlessly until I pass by a phone! Hoping to be able to get a hold of someone who could give me directions I grab the phone. However while I go over to get the phone I trip over the chord of a toaster which sends me sprawling over the ground and makes my bracelet fly off my wrist.

Don't touch my bracelet.

Walkz in and findz the bracelet ^^ as I touch it I'm swept off into uncharted lands. As I leave, I drop my keys.


Do NOT touch the keys!!!! o0