Walking around I run into Achmed the Dead Terrorist, I say hello. Suddenly I can no longer speak, in my panic I drop my yarn.

do not touch my yarn

*eyeballs yarn*




hmmm what shall i do?



*lights yarn on fire*






do not touch my muffins.....

After finding my voice I become very hungry. Smelling a delicious scent I followed it until I found some muffins. Grabbing the muffins my hands turn into paws.Running away from the muffins I drop my blanket.

do not touch my blanket

Out on a stroll I see a snuggly blanket. I touch it and a pillow appears, whomping me on the head. I whip out my own pillow and an epic pillowfight commences. I'm the clear winner until I get the blanket pulled from beneath me. ( It snuck under my feet when I wasn't looking. Cheater!) My pillow goes flying.


Don't even think about touching my pillow!

Tired and weary from an exciting day, I look for a place to lay my head. I happen upon a pillow and immediately lay my head on it. Unfortuantly the pillow is hard as a rock and I look for a new place to sleep.

On my way I drop my dragon cane.

don't touch my dragon cane.

Ok, I tried but the dragon cane breathed fire on me and no I'm like a burnt toast.

Don't touch the Shetland Sheepdog

Ooh! Fluffy doggy! I pet the dog and grow a long fluffy tail and my ears fall off and are replaced with doggy ears.

Don't touch my human ears!

My ears magically shrivel up and I can't hear any more.

Do not touch the guy in the monkey suit!!!!

A man in a monkey suit? We stare at each other before I lift my index finger and very purposefully press it into the center of his forehead. "Monkey." I said before suddenly we are engulfed in a bright white beam of light. Scotty had beamed us up.

Laying forgotten on the ground was my favorite bouncy-ball; black and red checkered.

Don't touch my bouncy-ball!!

As I bound playfuly through a field, I find a bouncy ball. I bend to pick it up in my mouth and it caused my fangs to fall out.




Don't touch my Fangs!!

I find some fang laying about and decide to try them in my mouth. In doing so I end up biting my lip, and run off crying to my mommy.

In my haste to flee I drop My jewel-encrusted acorn.

Don't touch my acorn!!!

I sat at a near by bench and watched as a chipmunk bounded over to a sparkley acorn and attempt to bit into it. as I stumbled away laughing I didn't realize I dropped my glasses.


Don't touch my Glasses

Oh cool! I love glasses! As I bend to pick them up the moment I touch them I turn into a puddle of water. Floating at its center in a little blue tug boat.

Don't touch my boat!!

As I come back in search of my acorn I see an adorable boat in a puddle of water. Before I can pick it up it begins to sink, and diving after it I drop my Goblin King pendant.

Don't touch my Pendant!

OMG D:< !!! I've always wanted a Goblin king Pendant! I climb out of the puddle I have become, unsure but somehow feeling as though something brushed past me, I reach for the trinket. As soon as I touch it, I turn into a sparrow and caught by a powerful gust and blown away. With my departure, a small pink/silver mother of pearl, strung on a silver chain, pooled beside the body of water.

Don't touch my mother of pearl!

"ooh, shiny" I think as I as lean down to touch the pearl. Suddenly a huge oyster emerges from the body of water and takes back its pearl- me along with it- making me drop my chocolate bar.

Don't touch my noms!

oooooooooooo Chocolate! nom nom nom *burp*



Don't touch my stick fingers

Emerging from the puddle with the boat in my grasp, I immediately feel the need to clean your sticky fingers with my soaking shirt. In doing so, you slap me and a solid diamond tooth flies from my mouth.

Don't touch my diamond tooths!

OOOOh Shiny!! I pick up the tooth and put it in my pocket. But in doing so I dropped my Pocky.





Don't touch my Pocky!

Strolling through the park my stomach growls when I see pocky. Yummy pocky! *eats* Oh dear! Why is it melon flavored? Now I want chocolate pocky so I run off to the store.

As I run my favorite book falls out of my bag. Don't touch my book!

Seeing a book, I can't resist the urge to find a shelf to put it on. Bending to pick it up I neglect to notice my not-so-very-smart phone fall from my shirt.

Don't touch my phone!

Is unable to stop herself from going to give Fae the phone back. Is shocked to death and drops her favorite teddy bear.

Do Not touch my teddy bear!

Seeing a cute little teddy bear I can't resist picking it up to give it a squeeze before trying to find the owner. Ah! Something peaks out of the little bear's pouch. It's a mouse!

Squealing in surprise I drop the teddy bear and my favorite falcon feather earring. Please don't touch my earring!

I touch the earring, ohh I see Sesshomaru killing Inuyasha

Dont touch Sesshomaru

I end up getting my arm cut off as I was trying to sneak up on him to touch Sesshomaru.

Do not touch my arm that is on the ground.