Better In-Law by harana

Milk

Meh...done out of boredom and a spark of insanity. Enjoy! This would be short, the least about 5 chapters.

Better In-Law

Summary: Oh, it was childish, she knew, he knew, they both know that. She would topped him off, he would surpassed her...even if it takes getting shoving up a pacifier up each others' ass, wreaking havoc in the baby's room, and buying the most expensive stuffed toys in the world.

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"Back off! She clearly likes me better than you!!"

"With your look, I don't think so."

"Oh, keep telling yourself that buddy! Just because you look, and act like a girl doesn't mean she'd like you any less than she does me!" blue eyes sparked in indignation, pointing a jiggling maracas and waving a tether in the other, while spitting glares to a silver-haired, golden-eyed man sitting across the plush baby blue carpet--seemingly innocent (and handsome) holding a poofy blowfish stuffed toy.

"Exactly. Maybe she likes women that are more feminine."

"I knew it! You're gay! About damn time you came out of the closet!"

"No, she just likes women or men with grace, you, however is lacking any sort of female chromosome." The silver-haired beauty dead panned and turned away from the 'crazed-woman-with-the-maracas' and focused on the 'center of attention' to a being with blue print bear overalls, quietly, and ignoring the bickering adults by coating a plastic play phone with drool.

She had large, deep set chocolate brown eyes with a hint of gold, finely sculpted baby brows, cute nose, pink baby lips, with a pair of dimples and top with chestnut hair cropped together on the top of her head.

She was the epitome of cuteness.

Too bad...it was his stupid half-brother's daughter and mother to the sister of the crazy bitch across from him.

Rin, was the first grandchild of the Taisho family between the two heirs of the prestigious and largest medicine/hospital company in Japan. The only niece of world renown doctor-Sesshomaru Taisho...unfortunately shared with the famed archaeologist- Kagome Higurashi.

"Why you troublous, cantankerous, saturnine, chutzpah, hubris, preternatural, recalcitrant, nincompoop--!!!"

"Are you quite done?"

"Uppity ballerina!!"

A shrill cry broke the 'adults'' argument to a stop, as both turned away from the other to tend to the screaming infant.

"Shhh, awww... Rin, cutie, don't worry auntie's here..." Kagome cooed and crawled over to hold the--

"Cease your infernal fussing, you are insufficient of maternal sense." Sesshomaru cut in glaring slightly and protectively taking the child by the waist.

"Oh, and I suppose you have maternal sense?" Kagome glared back, and sat a foot away (because she wants to hold the Rin, but also to put distance between her and the 'asshole'). "Give me Rin, she wants a real-natural woman."

"Exactly, that is why you are not fit to--"

"So are you! What with your stick up your ass she'd get rubbed off on your prissiness!"

"At least she will be refined, unlike your uncouth language--"

"Well, excuse me for not taking flower arrangement club and mannerism 101 in high school, asshole!"

Rin, cried louder in the midst of the squabbling adults, which were quickly take into a halt as both aunt and uncle strive to pacify her without throwing insults.

Sesshomaru was a surgeon...but surprisingly from (the mysterious) short of staff during Kikyo's pregnancy, he himself delivered the baby. It was one of the most horrendous events of his life (he was sure he was going to kill his father for this demented way of trying to 'bond' him with their in-laws, especially to his brother).

The Higurashis were cold and distant...at least to him...and he vice-versa. He only met Kagome during the wedding, by a passing introduction of her sister, but after that, no contacts were made, as she was busy abroad in South America for an ancient site, which requires her assistance.

The deliverance of Rin was accompanied by incessant caterwauling--and the people in the labor room, which made it hard to concentrate. What, with Inuyasha's indignant screams of 'Asshole! Don't look in there!!' and 'Damn you Sesshomaru! Get out of here!! Get a doctor!' When he was clearly the doctor, and needs to do what he really doesn't want to do. Besides...does it look like he wants to be in there in the first place?

After the 'process'...he nearly chucked the placenta at Inuyasha to at least shut him up.

The most annoying thing was, after the 'blood, sweat, and tears' this bitch (aka Kagome) came in to the picture and claim to be the ever-loving aunt (she 'is'). But besides that...she wasn't there during the gestation period with her sister, nor did she had the most 'ickiest' experience.

In short he was...pissed--cheated, and offended

Rin, was to have only one provider, and uncle that would spoil her with gifts...even if it was his loathed half-brother's child--the Taisho blood (although tainted) still flows in her blood, and by rights he was entitled to care for her as an uncle should.

Unfortunately the younger Higurashi woman thought so too. Which ensued to giving gifts almost every two days in a week, including two sets of each baby carriers, baby drawers, a play room (instructed/paid by Kagome), a library room (custom made from Sesshomaru), and all the luxuries a five month old baby can't use.

"She's hungry."

"..."

"Breastfeed her." Sesshomaru didn't blink and turned incredulous eyes at Kagome.

"You don't look stupid, so you must be insane."

"As I've heard, you're more effeminate than me, so why not prove it." Cunning bitch.

"It should be you that would prove your femininity, it's your chance." Sesshomaru bit back.

"Oh, I would if I weren't lactose intolerant." Kagome quipped sarcastically.

The two glared at each other, blue waves clashing furiously with shimmering gold. The (malicious) contact broke again as Rin complained her need for food...now and fast.

"Go get her food from her mother."

"Why don't you?"

"I am holding her."

"So?"

Glare. Glare. High-pitched cry.

"Argh! Kikyooooo!!!!" Kagome bellowed, and stomped down the halls.

The faint wailings of "Pump your milk!" "Shut up wench!" "Down boy, I wasn't talking to you." "Don't you dare talk to Kikyo liked that!" "I wasn't talking about Kikyo!" was heard all the way upstairs as Kagome and his ignorant half-brother Inuyasha started again with their idiocy.

Sesshomaru turned to Rin who was sniffing lightly as he rubbed soothing circles in her back to ease her hunger, only for a little while...surprisingly the child ate a lot, and she'd grown fat. Sesshomaru hoped we wouldn't grow like her father.

He shuddered.

One crazy, imbecile was enough for the family...a connection to his ill-bred in-laws was torture...but this sweet, innocent child to turn into a gluttonous-ramen-eating-monster would send him to the grave.

He stared at the child, who-out of hunger decided that the silky strands connected to her uncle were milk sewn together. "I pray you do not take over your stupid father..."

Downstairs, Inuyasha was looking his worse, with his hair ruffled, and dark circles under his eyes, buttons of his shirt undone and misplaced in the wrong buttonholes. His pants hanging loosely at his waist, and he was wearing Kikyo's fluffy duck slippers.

Kagome looked him up and down and concluded. "Nothing different from what I saw you last."

"You bitch!"

"Correction. I get paid."

"What the hell are you doing here!?"

"Language dog-by, little Rinnie does not need a pig for a father. Now if you excuse me I need some milk--"

"Milk?" Inuyasha asked in confusion and scratching his head.

"Yes, milk. If you have some, please take of your shirt and pump some for me."

"I don't have milk!!"

"No, really, and here I thought your family had some line of abnormal femininity which requires the male to have a third nipple for weaning. Guess not."

"Huh?"

"Get me milk dammit!!!"

"I don't have milk!"

"I'm not asking you! Damn, you're stupid!"

"You were just asking me!!"

"It's called sarcasm! Why the hell am I wasting my time talking to you!? Argh! Kikyoooo!!"

"Stop yelling! Bitch!"

"I'm not yelling! Asshole!"

"Both of you shut up!!"

"Kikyoooo!!"

Upstairs, Sesshomaru tried to alleviate the child's wailings, rocking back and forth, as he tried to put a pillow over her ears. It was enough torture that he had to listen to the two bumbling dumbasses downstairs...he just doesn't want to have Rin saying her first words with 'asshole' or 'bitch.'

His eyes darkened. He'd kill the two of them...

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