i sometimes forget to wash my hair

T_T that says in the forum

fish

I was cleaning out my little brother's fish bowl and the fish jumped out and died...

subject: gossip

In seventh grade, just when I was starting to hit puberty and develop breasts and the like, my 'friend' started a rumor that I stuffed my bra. So not true.

subject:teachers and parents

My mom once peed herself when we were on a road trip to ohio!


Subject: Beaches

I went to the beach this past summer to watch the fireworks with my friends.
We sat in the sum for about 5 hours, and I didn't get tanned AT ALL. Compared to my friends I look like I'm undead or something. Plus I'm terrified of bugs and every time winged ants landed near me I screamed and people stared. >3>

Nao forgot to post her subject?

TV

OH NOOO! I did, okay TV is fine with me XD Thanks Sessy!

LOl welcome Nao! My tv once got frozen on a porn channel after a bad storm. We had to call the dish people.

Subject: Sports

One time we were playing indoor soccer for gym. The soccerballs they use for indoor soccer are kinda like big green tennis balls. So one of my classmates kicked the ball and it smacked me clear in the chest, nearly knocking me over. >.<


NEXT SUBJECT: Bees

(**shudders**, I hate bees!)

This happened to the same friend as the turtle thing.

One time, at her house there was a bee's nest in the backyard. She and her brother whacked the nest and all the bees came flying out. They sprayed all of them with the hose to make it hard for them to fly, then proceeded to collect them in zip lock bags. ...although not without gaining some battle 'stings' XD

Topic: Chicken

My Mom once had a dream about being attacked by o swarm of chicken feet. She woke up standing in her bed screaming!


Subject: Bathrooms

When I was 7 I had one of those 'water babies' (anyone remember those? It was a baby doll that was filled with water to make them more life-like). My mom was still giving me baths at that time, and I was waiting for her to come up. I had the doll in my arms like a baby, and was walking across the bathroom counter. Not paying attention, I slipped off and fell. The layout of the bathroom caused me to fall and bang my head on the bathtub side. It split my lip completely open along the side. Still have the scars to this day. >.<

Topic: Litter Boxes

I was walking around my house in the dark on night and stepped on my cats litter box. It flipped up and EVERYTHING flew all over me. I cried in the showar for an hour.


Sub: Running

I can't run for 5 minutes straight because although I look thin I am terribly unfit >3>

Next Topic: Ice Skating

hmmmm I can't really Ice skate because my legs won't go the same way.


Subject: shoe laces

I was riding my bike one time and as I was going my shoe laces got untied. In the process, while pedalling, the strings got loops around the pedals and entwined. Eventually the laces couldn't go anymore and i was incapable of pedalling. So I just...fell over in the middle of the street, bike and all.

topic: grocery shopping

Well it isn't really something for me but it is about my ex-husband.
He left our then three yr. old daughter sitting in the buggy by herself while he went to check out something about ten feet away. True I was walking towards them but it still pissed me off greatly, I mean its my little baby girl and her safety we are talking about. Needless to say I, in front of 100 other Walmart shoppers, ripped him a new one for about thirty minutes.

Topic: Parking your car or someone else's car.

[quote]Needless to say I, in front of 100 other Walmart shoppers, ripped him a new one for about thirty minutes.
quote]

HAHAHAHA!!!! **wipes tears from face** Wow! I so would have done that as well!!! ^^


Ok, so not only was I have knee trouble that week, but I was also tired, and I think my foot spazzed. I was in the space and went to step on the brake, but accidently hit the gas! I slammed into the concrete lining of the parking space. >.< Worse, I had a friend in the car....

Topic: Popcorn

I once sat threw a movie with the box of popcorn in my lap, when i got up it looked like I had peed myself.


Subject: Rain

I love to walk in the rain, I won't stop till I'm either soaked or I'm freezing.
One time I was walking in some new jeans that I had washed only once and the blue dye turned my sneakers from a beautiful tan color to navy.

Snow

A few years back (>_> okay, more like SEVERAL) we had a really horrific snow fall here in NYC. I was at my parents' house with my friends, one of whom worked as editor for one of the local news papers. We're outside, basically grown women playing in the snow and my friend Jess (who's since become a professional photographer) was snapping pics. My parents decide to let the dog outside to play with us. This dalmation-shepard beast of a dog barrels into us and knocks us all into the snow.

I didn't even realize Jess had caught a snapshot of that moment until my friend's paper came out a week later and staring back at me, I see myself, the editor and Jess' twin sister all having just busted our @$$es in the snow.

Hmm . . . subject?

A sporting event or concert.

One of my guy friends decided it was funny to come to our high school homecoming game wearing a leotard, a wig, make-up, and a mini-mini tutu. We talked through the bleachers of the opposite team to make fun of them, but in the process we got hit on...a lot

...he got more numbers from GUYS than I did. D:<

O.O

Aww no new topic. I'll make one up.

Topic: Dishwasher.

I was doing the dishes when my friend decided to sneak up behind me. He screamed in my ear, scaring me half to death.
So I ended up with dishwater all over my WHITE shirt.

Subject: Glue