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Attempt to stuff the plugs into the socket anyway. Oh and ignore the sparks.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Play video games instead. They both exercise fingers, so it'd be like practicing piano without the music sheets! ...or the sound. Or the scores. Or the posture. Or the---
I want some ice cream, but the ice cream truck already left our neighborhood. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Run through the street after the ice cream truck.
I am hot, what should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Put on a wool sweater and sit inside a 130 degree sauna for 12 hours.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Ask if any of them want waffles. Then proceed to freak out when you realize that you ate all of said waffles-- three minutes ago.
My feet are freezing while my forehead is burning. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Quick! Sign up for this great course, "How to be a Contortionist in 6 Easy Lessons!!" Then, you can warm your feet on your own forehead. Problem solved.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Look for the meanest looking one, and buy it.
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Buy a whole bunch of straitjackets, pronto!
I want to buy half a melon instead of a full melon. What do I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Cut a melon in half at the store and pay for half.
I need to lay off the ice-cream, what should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Stick it in the freezer and then unlug it. No one likes melted Ice Cream anyways.
I need the rest of the day to pass by quickly.. what do I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Go to sleep.
I don't know if I want to buy one or two pizzas, what do I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Buy five, eat three of them all at the same time, then stick with the remaining two.
I need to get some work done, but I love sitting on my computer. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 6 Months ago
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Glue your work to the computer screen. That way you'll have to get it done before you sit at the computer all day! (Now, the only real issue is getting it off... but who cares, right?)
I keep losing my game catridges... What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 5 Months ago
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Glue them to a wall. Now you'll never lose them again.
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Lose them and don't bother looking for them. Can't lose what you don't have.
I can't avoid stepping in dog poop! What should I do?
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Give up on shoes! Feet are easier to wash!
My eight year old cousin is going through a phase where he has decided to only breathe through straws. What do I do?
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Give him a flute and tell him it's a straw. That way he'll have an instrument learned by the end of his phase!
The people who own the tofu shop said that they're taking out the added-sugar soy milk! What do I do?
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Eat chocolate instead.
I wanna get onto Chat but can't cuz I'm at work. What do I do?
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Run home under the pretense of a stomach flu.
I need a new laptop, but I don't want to buy one. What should I do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 5 Months ago
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Simple! Just take a compy from work or school. say you are borrowing the materials to complete some work.
I need to clean the tub. What's the best way of going about it?
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This one's easy. Just buy some acid and dump it right in! Dirt and lime stains won't stand a chance!
I want chocolate, how do I go about getting some?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 5 Months ago
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go to your local supermarket in nothing but your under0os and a superman cape, start screaming about the economy, and then steal it... i promise you no one will even notice the candy.
I'm hot what should i do?
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Re:Bad Advice Column 14 Years, 5 Months ago
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Wear a bikini everywhere and attach yourself to the nearest millionaire.
Or do you mean the other hot?
'Cause then you should go take a nap in the freezer in your unmentionables.
I lack a superman cape. What should I do?
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LMAO
Go to your next ComicCon, and molest a pubescent superman fan in cosplay, steal his and make sure you give him your facebook, email, text#, and any other way for him to obsessover you.
I'm being annoyed by plunnies what should i do?
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Grab a large stick and whack yourself/plunnies over the head. Either way works.
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Give them as a gift to the pubescent superman fan you stole the cape from and who is currently obsessing over you.
I have a monster in my closet. What is the best way to be rid of it?
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Feed him lots and lots of turnips.
I can't use the tummy bug excuse to run home....someone already took it. What can I do?
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