Yes all the time because I could do more.

Have you ever wished that your dog could clean up his own poo!

I really wished my Chow Chow could've cleaned up his crap back wen I lived with my Aunt cas then I'd actually have a pet right now that played with me and didnt just float around in a bowl and stare at me wen I asked him how his day was!!!

Do you KNOW HOW ANNOYING THAT IS??!! That darn fish is practically my ONLY companion even wen my family is all sitting in the same darn place. Can't he at the very least do a flip wen he's happy, sink to the bottom wen hes bored/sad??!! ANYTHING?!

Anywho, have you ever figured out your best guy/girl friend had a crush on you a year later after they give up and begin to ignore you?
P.S. It explains EVERYTHING.

Yes *sighs* It's happened a few times.

Have you ever had a paper cut and swore the pain was so sever you needed pain meds?

not really, it's just a quick nick on my finger which tells me that i have a boo-boo

Have you ever gone out to a store to pick up something quick but end up buying something else than your planned item?

Almost every time lol

Have you ever watched a scary movie and not been scared during the movie but when you went to bed you were scared?

No, I'm usually scared during the movie and have it follow me into my dreams. But I have had non scary movies(like comedies, or romances), give me a scary dream with a twisted version of the movie.

Have you ever danced when no one around?

Majority of the time XD can't help it when i hear music

Have you ever laid around (couch, bed, etc) and later found yourself asleep?

Yes!
I hate when that happens.

Have you ever tried to bring up a sensitive subject (like religion, or relationships) because you're worried about them and ended up losing that friend?

Nope, I don't care what religion another is has so as long as the other party doesn't try to fight about mine, telling me I am wrong then stops talking to me because I refuse to change my beliefs. Same goes with other sensitive topics. Oh, I may bring up the topic of relationships if I'm worried it's unhealthy but I've never lost a friend over it since I don't fight about it or nag.

Have you ever fell asleep while driving?

I zoned out!!!! Which is pretty much the same thing

Have u ever danced the waltz?

Can't say that I have (being rather uncoordinated), but I would like to.

Have you ever accidentally punched/scratched/slapped yourself?

Yeah, so many freakin times >.<

Have you ever had sooo many tangles in your hair before and got so frustrated because it didn't seem like you were ever going to make progress?

Yes, so much tangles that I took a scissors and gave myself a haircut. lol!

Have you ever wished that you were someone else, maybe an adventurer etc?

Oh all the time!

Have you ever wished to have a hawt boy/girlfriend then upon getting him/her you realize outer beauty does not make a good person?

Back in high school I wanted to be friends with a popular group of kids thinking it was the best thing I could do. However they were fakes. Their beauty was only on the surface.

Have you ever wished sometimes that you were a kid again without all the cares you have now?

Yes! Things were much simpler before.

Have you ever gotten a feeling, like a foreshadowing of what's to come?

Yes! O.O and it is creepy

Have you ever went to the store, bought something, and when you got home you realize it was the wrong thing/size/etc?

Yes unfortunately that's the case sometimes.

Have you wished to take a cruise trip around the world?

I wouldn't mind and if a chance should arise then I'll go for it.

Have you ever helped a person without them realizing it?

Sometimes, yes, because they refuse to ask for help and would hate to know you helped them.

Have you ever done a good deed, not expecting to be rewarded, but turns out the person you helped gave you something anyway just because you had been kind?

Yes I have and being rewarded was unexpected but a satisfying feeling nonetheless.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to live in a jungle and living off the land like Tarzan and Jane. lol!

That would be so awesome!! Hard life but soo worth it if I could be friends with the animals.

Have you ever thought that someone was listening in on your conversation even though the person is at a small distance?

Oh yeah.

Have you ever tried to blow up a balloon and have it pop in your face?

Definitely. Even built my own hot air balloon, collecting material for months and it also blew up on me. It was really messy.

Have you ever stapled your own fingers?

Yes, most unfortunately- I stapled both my thumbs at the same time. I have never seen so much blood from such small punctures *Shudders*

Have you ever tried to bake a cake and used normal flour?