Mysticangeldust wrote:
Naomi wrote:
From my favorite story by RosieB, chapter 8: Confessional

He pulled her tightly to his chest and brought his lips to her ear. "You are the most precious creature in the world to me, Kagome. I am no fool."

It's from this really heartwarming scenes, and it tugs so hard at my heartstrings. It makes my stomach do flip flops and my heart clench T ^ T

I LOVE THIS STORY

Which Story is this? I'm a big fan of her!

It's Once and Future Taiyoukai:

www.fanfiction.net/s/3153922/8/The_Once_and_Future_Taiyoukai

Never read? Shame on you! It's one of the very best.

Allyonora wrote:
Mysticangeldust wrote:
Naomi wrote:
From my favorite story by RosieB, chapter 8: Confessional

He pulled her tightly to his chest and brought his lips to her ear. "You are the most precious creature in the world to me, Kagome. I am no fool."

It's from this really heartwarming scenes, and it tugs so hard at my heartstrings. It makes my stomach do flip flops and my heart clench T ^ T

I LOVE THIS STORY

Which Story is this? I'm a big fan of her!

It's Once and Future Taiyoukai:

www.fanfiction.net/s/3153922/8/The_Once_and_Future_Taiyoukai

Never read? Shame on you! It's one of the very best.


Actually, I feel rather silly right now as it is on the list of all time favorites... I just obviously haven't read it in a very long time... Time for a re-read!

Mysticangeldust wrote:
Allyonora wrote:
Mysticangeldust wrote:
Naomi wrote:
From my favorite story by RosieB, chapter 8: Confessional

He pulled her tightly to his chest and brought his lips to her ear. "You are the most precious creature in the world to me, Kagome. I am no fool."

It's from this really heartwarming scenes, and it tugs so hard at my heartstrings. It makes my stomach do flip flops and my heart clench T ^ T

I LOVE THIS STORY

Which Story is this? I'm a big fan of her!

It's Once and Future Taiyoukai:

www.fanfiction.net/s/3153922/8/The_Once_and_Future_Taiyoukai

Never read? Shame on you! It's one of the very best.


Actually, I feel rather silly right now as it is on the list of all time favorites... I just obviously haven't read it in a very long time... Time for a re-read!


Ooooh! I love that story..but I haven't read it in ages either. Better put it on my list of rereads. Still got quite a few more to go

Since I was just recently reading it, I will throw out this one which I found HILARIOUS; from Kanna37's In Death. Trust Me, As You Didn't In Life:

The half-demon jumped to his feet after setting Nyoko aside and pointed at his brother, his face red as he laughed his ass off. "Y-you're telling me, the fluffy bastard, Mr. I hate half-demons himself, will someday be much the same as a half-demon?!" he shouted. "This day is awesome! Take that, you iceberg!"

Sesshoumaru glowered, and stood to his feet, suddenly hovering over his brother menacingly. "This one will never be a half-human - have you forgotten that my mate is a goddess? Her power flows through me, as well. If that makes me half of anything, it makes me half of a god," he rumbled.

At that, the last voice anyone expected to speak piped up, as Rin, an adorable furrow of confusion between her brows, said, “Wouldn't that make you half of a goddess, Sesshoumaru-sama?”

Out of the mouths of babes. I LOL'ed all over my keyboard.

From Vacation with the Boss by Ladyfifi

Sesshomaru glared down at the small form huddled on the bed. "You will not like what I do, should you not rise."

Two hands shot out from the blanket, pointer fingers crooked in his direction, waggling. "Try it buster. I have two miko fingers and I'm not afraid to use them. Come back at a decent hour." Her hands moved back into the warmth of the blanket.

I just keep picturing Sess looking at a pile of blankets with 2 arms hanging out of it and pointing at him. No body... just arms and hand.

also from Vacation with the Boss by Ladyfifi

<i>"What the hell is your --" Sesshomaru slammed down the phone and began pacing. It was her! Fiji? She goes to some island in Fiji while he is stuck here with these wretched, good-for-nothings, unable to get any work done? And flirting with unknown men on a plane when she should be here working? Growling, he snatched up the new cellphone Kagome had given him before she had left. His fist clenched around it with killing intent. His eyes widened in surprise. Only the smallest impression of his fingers marred the metal casing. Damn her! She even dared to deny him this!?! He would not be bested by something so trivial. Glaring at the device, he called his poison. Satisfaction crawled across his face as slowly, the doomed contraption melted in his palm. </i>

i just love how ticked off he was about not being able to destroy the phone roflcopter!!!

Ha! The next one was posted omly a few hours ago, but let me grinning silly:

The demon lord stood for a long moment, his back to her, his hair waving innocently in the wind. She almost gave up hope that he would answer her, almost turned away…

“Those in this Sesshoumaru’s care may do as they please,” he told no one in particular. “And they are always welcome, no matter how far they stray.”

It's from An Unconventional Matchmaker, awesome new fic from ToWriteLoveOnAPage.

From This Mess We're In by Volpa


Stop it!" Kagome bellowed, completely fed up. "I'm so sick of this ridiculous urge you two have to whip your swords out all the time!" She planted her hands on her hips, and glared at them alternately. "Fine. They're equally impressive! Inuyasha's is pathetic at first, but grows really big. And Sesshoumaru's brings people to life. Now stick them back in your waistbands, and shut the hell up!" she raged.



lmaoo swords indeed....

“For now, I will take my leave.”

“You don’t need to...”

Her voice trailed off when, instead of heading towards the front door, Sesshoumaru crossed to ‘their’ armoire. Opening it, he stepped inside, then pulled the door shut behind him.



I was reading Clutter by Forthright for the first time today, and when I read this I could not help but LOL out loud. xD

"Six o'clock." he repeated, before ending the call. Somehow tapping the touchscreen on his iPhone was not as satisfying as slamming down one of the old fashioned corded phones and for just a flash of a second, he missed the 1980'sAh, no doubt. Slamming down a phone on someone feels so much better, and the headache the other person can get from the loud bang is just an added bonus.

KEdakumi wrote:
"Six o'clock." he repeated, before ending the call. Somehow tapping the touchscreen on his iPhone was not as satisfying as slamming down one of the old fashioned corded phones and for just a flash of a second, he missed the 1980'sAh, no doubt. Slamming down a phone on someone feels so much better, and the headache the other person can get from the loud bang is just an added bonus.

Sometimes I miss the 80's too...

But you got me curious, from wich fic this quote is?

Allyonora wrote:
KEdakumi wrote:
"Six o'clock." he repeated, before ending the call. Somehow tapping the touchscreen on his iPhone was not as satisfying as slamming down one of the old fashioned corded phones and for just a flash of a second, he missed the 1980'sAh, no doubt. Slamming down a phone on someone feels so much better, and the headache the other person can get from the loud bang is just an added bonus.

Sometimes I miss the 80's too...

But you got me curious, from wich fic this quote is?The wonderful R.M. Avalon's Liar, Liar It's from chapter 1

The taiyoukai had merely stopped, his eyes half-lidded in his usual ‘bored with the world and absolutely everything else that does not immediately pertain to my quest for world domination and impeccable personal hygiene’ look. This so discribes our favorite puppy. I had to laugh.
It's from the ever funny An Unconventional Matchmaker

KEdakumi wrote:
The taiyoukai had merely stopped, his eyes half-lidded in his usual ‘bored with the world and absolutely everything else that does not immediately pertain to my quest for world domination and impeccable personal hygiene’ look. This so discribes our favorite puppy. I had to laugh.
It's from the ever funny An Unconventional Matchmaker

Love it! Off to read the story..

Here's three short extracts from three of my favorites:

"Out of my better judgement, I went to see if she was alright, and she pranced out of the white box and snatched my glasses! Not only could I not see at all, she slipped them on. I wanted to SEE that, damn it! A gorgeous girl wearing my glasses? Damn the Gods. I believe a deal with Satan for better eyesight is needed."
from Aki's Cybernetic Mishap.

"Touga grabbed a chair (he had no idea where it had come from it was just there in the middle of the hallway) and deftly flipped it around before sitting on it, backwards, legs spread casually as if talking to an old pal. He couldn't wipe the grin from his face as he asked excitedly, "Who's the girl?" Sesshoumaru could very nearly see the old dog's tail wagging to and fro happily and he was sure he could almost read thought bubbles around his sire's head that read, Grand puppies, grand puppies! Oh yay! And GRAND PUPPIES!"
from Flogging Filching Plagiarists by MontiK.

When they reached the door to his room, she opened it, thanked him for a lovely evening and shut it in his face. He stood outside his bedroom, the one he had been living in for most of a thousand years, and counted backwards from fifty, in Russian.
Slowly opening the door, he saw that Kagome was sitting on the edge of the bed, a blush prevalent on her cheeks. "I didn't mean to shut you out of your own room. I forgot until I saw the bed."
He walked over and sat beside her. "I am not going to eat you. Yes, it made me mad, but I am over it."
"You were out there for a long time."
"My Russian is rusty."
from Moving Forward by twiknham. This one's on ff.net.

Okay so it's not a quote from either of our two favorite people, but I couldn't help LOLing when I read it! White Liar by Creature of Shadow.

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"Now Kagome, don't be rash."

"Miroku?" Kagome asked startled out of her angry stupor. "Have you been listening this whole time?"

"Well, I…"

"Miroku, I'm gonna knock your teeth so far down your throat, your gonna need to shove a toothbrush up your ass to clean them!" Sango screamed.

This "linens" are so hilarious! Here's one from a story that I absolutely love but hasn't been updated in a long time and I fear it may never.

Its from Gaean Miko by EyeOfDlareme on FF.net. In this scene Sesshoumaru has just stolen Kagome's motorcycle in a prank war. lol...

***

The bike began to slowly roll forward, and using his superior youkai abilities, he was able to make corrections in his balance and sense the right amount of throttle to use. He made it to the road, accelerated, up-shifted, and went on his way.

15 minutes later: This wasn't so hard…

30 minutes later: I must be a natural…

45 minutes later: This is almost as good as flying. I think I'll hit full throttle and see what happens…WOAH!

Before an hour had passed, Sesshoumaru was flying along the highway at about 140 mph, slowing only to lean through curves, reveling in how far he could angle the bike towards the ground. His hands felt like they were molded onto the grips, and the vibrations of the engine were like music to his ears when they would go up and down in pitch with the rpm's.

A couple of times, well, several actually, he would have wiped out had it not been for his reflexes and ability to just pick up the bike and hover in the air, but considering it was his first time on a bike, he was doing amazingly well.

Something akin to a boyish grin that had not graced his features in centuries stole across his face as he thought, "I've got to get one of these!"

3 am Monday morning.

Back at Mad Hog's the boar and his friends were still talking about what had happened and making sure that he had imparted all the necessary information. If Sesshoumaru wrecked that bike then either he or Hando would surely be out for blood.

"Did you remember to tell him how the fuel reserve worked?" a weasel youkai asked.

"Yeah, I told him twice. Though if he runs out of gas he can just carry it to a station like he carried it here," he assured them.

"You got him to promise he wouldn't tell Hando it was you who helped him out right?"

"He swore he would not mention my name."

"Did you tell him what to do in case he accidentally popped a wheelie or pulled a stoppie?"

"Uh huh, and I told him how to right it if he accidentally slides out too."

Finally, a horse youkai with a very long, thick mane spoke up. "Did you remember to warn him to braid his hair?"

The boar's eyes shot open in horror. "Oh no, he'll kill me!"


I can just picture this in my head! Too funny!

I finally found the fic I was looking for quite some time now. While I was rereading it I happened to read this part of the fic has kinda stick with me for quite a while...

Here's a part of Thunderstorm and Sakura Blossom from Lady Silq Ice:

Almost imperceptibly she moved closer, then stopped uncertain, her eyes searching his face for any clues to his thoughts before moving closer again, her eyes beginning to close as she came closer.

Just then the door opened. Kagome's head snapped up and Sesshomaru looked over his head at the woman standing in the doorway. Mrs. Higurashi looked at them with a look that shifted from shock, to amazement, to amusement, back to shock again, and through a few other phases before the silence was finally broken.

"Have no fear, Higurashi-san. Though a tumble off the bed can sometimes prove to be fatal, this Sesshomaru made sure Kagome-san never touched the floor," Sesshomaru said in a voice that spoke of lordly seriousness, despite the girl currently laying on top of him, straddling his hips with his hair spread out like a silver blanket all around him and that he was looking at Kagome's mother from upside down.

Kagome's head dropped onto the taiyoukai's shoulder, her own shoulders shaking from the intensity of trying to contain her laughter while Mrs. Higurashi was covering her mouth with one hand to try and force the chuckles that threatened to surface back down.

"Well then, Sesshomaru-sama, you have my eternal gratitude that you were there in such a timely fashion to save my daughter from certain doom," her eyes flitted to the bed that was across the room and completely out of range of the two on the floor.

Sesshomaru nodded with a deadly serious look on his beautiful features.

This because, well, I love InuPapa and little Sesshomaru and Kagome:

(From Tears of the Fallen by ShadowsWeaver1)

"Kagome couldn't help but to release a slight chuckle at that. "I hate to be the one to tell you, Toga," she told him with light humor, "but you aren't a god."

"Oh?" He turned slightly to her, enough so that she could see his eyebrow raised in challenge. "What makes you so sure?"

With dramatic flare, Kagome rolled her eyes before offering her retort. "Because you aren't perfect. You make mistakes like everyone else."

"Name one mistake that I have made."

It was quite the challenge being that she couldn't really bring up any of the events of his death and pretty much all of the legends about him were likely flawed, and more than that, Kagome had only spent a short time with the man; however, the answer came to her in a sudden rush of demonic energy when she pulled closer to the barrier blocking the entrance of the cavern. She smirked. "Oh, Toga," she called sweetly. "Where is Sesshomaru?"

Toga drew his brows together in slight confusion as he shifted his eyes to look at the smirking girl. "I left him chasing a mouse at the base of the mountain....Why?"

Kagome snickered. "Oh, no reason," she responded with a slight waving of her hand. "But, you know, you should really keep a better watch on your children. It wouldn't look very good on a god if his son was to get eaten by a massive, three-headed, harpy queen when his father was only a hundred yards away having a nice little chat with an old friend."

Toga blinked, then paled. "Well...shit."

And this one, because it's just by far one of the sweetest lines I've ever seen Sesshomaru utter, and because this Fic is just fabulous.

(From Frivolous Sentimentalities by Tally Mark)

"What I mean is, I get the flowers," she explained, "but…why the mirror?"

Sesshoumaru gave her a long unreadable look, and then he finally said, "Chocolate."

This went completely over her head.

"Chocolate?" she echoed.

To her amazement, a slow flush spread up his neck and darkened his cheeks.

"'Something very sweet,'" he recited, using her own words.

When she still didn't comprehend he made a frustrated sound and grabbed her wrist, lifting it and the mirror up so she was looking into her own blue-gray eyes. "You," he said fiercely. "You…are the sweetest thing I know."

teehee

"You keep your receipts in your purse," he stated blandly after running a hand over his eyes at the sight of the growing pile of small squares of white paper.

Kagome paused, looking over her shoulder at the resigned words. "Of course. Where else would I keep them?"

"A folder, in a filing cabinet, preferably with a lock, perchance?" came his sardonic reply.

"Pshaw." She waved a hand dismissively before turning back to her task. "I don't have the room for a filing cabinet. Besides, isn't that going overboard just for some receipts?"

Talking to the back of her head, Sesshoumaru's irritated glare had no affect. "What of your important papers? Birth certificate, banking statements, others of that nature?" Half of him dreaded the answer, while the other half leaned forward in semi-anticipation of her off-the-wall comment.

He was not disappointed.

She didn't even pause in the act of tossing an empty gum wrapper into the discard pile. "Oh, I keep those inthe freezer along with the credit cards."

"The freezer."

From www.fanfiction.net/s/3645509/1/Hallowed_Desire rated M

"I do know you're right. The problem is they're right, too. It's true: I am a lousy miko." Kagome sighed, ears drooping. "I'm useless."

And like that all his hard work at vexing her was undone. Again. Now he was the one who was vexed. "You survived me," Sesshoumaru said in clipped syllables, rounding on her. "Is that not enough? Those are excellent credentials for any human." At her surprised pause he pressed on, "Must I kill some mikos for you to show you how easily I can?"

"No, no!" she said quickly, "that ah, that really won't be necessary. I'll take your word for it."

"Good." Sesshoumaru reined in his youki, mollified, thought a bit disappointed that she didn't want any killing done. He would be happy to kill things for her. He wanted to. Plus killing things would be so easy whereas finding helpful things to say was hard.

Kagome had been quiet for several long moments, digesting his words, but now she cautiously spoke up. "Was that an extremely roundabout way of complimenting me?" Her tail gave a small, hopeful wag.

Now Sesshoumaru saw the verbal trap he'd let himself fall into. Curses.

"If it consoles you to think so," he said with a sigh.

Kagome grinned widely, ears fluffed up. "It does."

He was glad.
From Gone to the Dogs by Tally Mark. Almost every single chapter has a great quote.

I'm FINALLY reading Dancing With Scissors (thank you SKYisthelimit and Shadow) and I'm trying to pick what line I should put on here.

Then I quickly realized that feat was IMPOSSIBLE!! So, I'm going to say the whole fic is Unforgettable.

It is MA, so steer clear YIMs, but once you turn 18, I recommend this fic as one of your first.

A great "linen" from piratequeen0405's Peace Treaty

Kagome stopped, thoughtful. Realization was painful blow. First she looked stricken. “You watched me?” Then her face grew cold with anger. “YOU WATCHED ME!” She pushed past and stormed out.

“Oh Sessh, what did you do?”

He closed his eyes, wishing his abilities included reversal of time. “I…spied on her last night.”

Gina knew what last night was. “Sesshoumaru,” she scolded, “you bad dog. Doing such a thing, then blabbing about it? Did you learn nothing when we were young?”

He made to go after her, but Gina stopped him. “You’ll want to give her some time to cool down. Then be prepared to grovel.”

“I don’t grovel.”

“You do now.”

Definitely a great fic.

From Tales From the House of the Moon, and Kagome's concern about Sesshomaru's therapy methods!

"Well, how do I know that you're ever listening to me?"

"You don't."

"See? Paranoid! I shouldn't have to guess as to whether or not you're paying attention. You should just... you know... do it."

"...I'm sorry, what did you say?"

"I said you're sleeping on the couch tonight."

"No you didn't."

"Ah-hah!"

Another funny 'linen', courtesy of Insanity is Hereditary… by Danyealle-sama
That meant that he had to see them, had to! It was imperative so that he could figure out how to handle the whole situation before Inuyasha ended up involved. Because, sure as bats crapped berries, the whelp would figure out what was going on and tell her and the others, something that would take him centuries to live down.

Just cause I giggle every time I read "...sure as bats crapped berries..." and wondering what Sesshoumaru's expression would be with that thought.