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Light Bulbs 15 Years, 6 Months ago Karma: 39
How many WOULD it take to screw in a light bulb?-------

How many Rumiko Takahashi's does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes one of her characters to burn it out, two characters to fight over actually being able to change it, a few random enemies and one BIG BAD enemy who want the light bulb all to themselves... and over 300 chapters to tell us how the hell they're going to change it.

How many Adult Swim Schedulers would it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it would take ten tries before actually settling on WHEN he/she wants to change the light bulb

How many Inuyashas would it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. Except that first he'd think he wants to get a full-fledged light bulb Then he'd have to find the light bulb that his father left for him. Then he'd realize that he doesn't know how to USE the light bulb Then he'd have Kagome show him how to use it. Then when he realizes that he's only using 25 watts, he'd switch to 50 watts. Then 100 watts. Then a three-way 75-watt, 100-watt, and 200-watt light bulb

How many Kagomes would it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. Except she's never home to actually change it. And jii-chan keeps making excuses as to why the light bulb burned out.

How many Mirokus does it take to change a light bulb?

It kind of depends. See, he keeps asking around, seeking someone to give him a light bulb.. but when he actually FINDS someone who will give him a light bulb, that person turns out to either be possessed, or in disguise, or something. And then he has to end up refusing the light bulb, anyway.

How many Sangos does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, and she'll either smack or wham it with her Hirakotsu when it doesn't want to turn on.

How many Shippous does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to screw the light bulb in, one to hold the ladder, one to actually BE the light bulb, and one to play decoy to Inuyasha, who will come in and start beating up on Shippou for making comments about how Inuyasha is too stupid to know how to change a light bulb

How many Kikyous does it take to change a light bulb?

Actually, Kikyou never has to change her light bulbs. They die, but keep turning back on over and over and over again.

How many Sesshoumarus does it take to change a light bulb?

One swish of his sword would bring that light bulb right back to life, now wouldn't it?

...not to mention he's kinda annoyed because his dad wants him to use crappy fluorescent light bulbs and left the really bright, awesome light bulbs with Inuyasha.

How many Narakus does it take to change a light bulb?

I'd be able to answer this question better, except that the bastard keeps freaking changing light bulb brands. And then the last time the light bulb died, he HID THE FREAKING LAMP!

And did I mention that he'd probably just get one of his underlings to change it for him...?

How many Kohakus does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, because we just figured out that he remembered how to change it! Never mind that he was the reason the light bulb went out in the first place.

How many Kougas does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, he doesn't really want to accept that the light bulb burned out. He's just going to keep going back, flicking the switch stubbornly, insisting that the light is SUPPOSED to be turning on.

How many Kaguras does it take to change a light bulb?

She doesn't know. And frankly, she doesn't give a damn. She just hates the fact that she's being asked to change light bulbs

How many Hakudoushis does it take to change a light bulb?

Doesn't matter because he knows that all the light bulbs are going to burn out, anyway. So he just sits back, watches the show, and when one doesn't work, he kills it.


Found this on the ear-tweak site and had to share.
 
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