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colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 20
Okay , I am in need of a different way to describe the act of giving pleasure orally for my fic 'Seclusion ' it needs to be funny but clear as to its meaning , something along the lines of sucking a golf ball through a garden hose...only better. Props will be given to anyone who can assist me on this . Any ideas?
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 2
hmmm fellatio is another word for oral pleasure... ummmm, the other one I have no idea...
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 25
Here are some funny ones for you (at least I'm snickering at them):

-blow one's skin flute
-cuff one's carrot
-put lipstick on one's dipstick (this one made me giggle like mad for a few seconds XD)
-worship at the altar

Hope those tickle your pickle ^^
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 2
one I came up with a while ago... sink your submarine
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 277
I've always been fond of references to Hoover vacuums... y'know, suction like a Hoover, or something of that nature??

~~Wiccan~~
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 60
This is my husbands favorite:

Calibrating the ol' torque wrench
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 20
Thank you to all who responded to my post . Tenchi no mai , Infinite Silence , MomoDesu and Wiccan ...you all rock! I never was very good at coming up with euphamisms[?] and appreciate you help. Momo...you made me laugh SO hard girl ! Karma to everyone .
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 2
I'm glad I could make you laugh! It is my goal in life to make everyone I meet laugh at least once, but if you were around me on a day to day basis you'd probably laugh until you die! lol I fall on my own feet...
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 25
Anytime, doll. I'm sure I can come up with more if you need ^^
 
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Re:colorful euphamism[?] 15 Years, 3 Months ago Karma: 2
If given more time I am sure to have some very colorful ones... my friends are all perverts XD
 
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