This Means War! by Shelby Lee

Here We Go

I DO NOT OWN INUYASHA OR ANY OTHER CHARACTER!

A/N:: Okay so a little FYI, Inupapa is Inu-No-Taisho (I didn't feel like writing is whole name so for all purposes of this story his name is now Inupapa) Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Koga, Ayame, and Inupapa all live together and work together (its funnier that way) I got this idea from watching JFL (Just for laughs) this is my first time writing a story like this so go easy on me ^.^

"Man today is so boring!" Inuyasha huffed while lying on the couch flipping through the channels

"Hey Inuyasha" Kagome called as she walked inside with Sango on her heels

"Hey babe"

"Inuyasha I'm not your babe" Kagome rolled her eyes

"Nope she is mine" Koga was leaning against wall in front of the kitchen "How was work?"

"Maybe if you come in more often you would know, and I'm not your babe either" Kagome left the room while Sango went into the kitchen to get some food

"Haha you got disked" Inuyasha laughed still flipping through the channels

"She know she wants me" Koga huffed walking outside

"Yeah right" Inuyasha whispered as MTV popped up

"WORLD'S GREATIST PRANKS" The announcer called out

"hmm" Inuyasha sat up

"Number 34, Polar Bear"

"SO my wife just got out of the shower and is about to dry her hair" A man with glasses and spiked hair was laughing while standing in his shower "But she is about to find a surprise in her hairdryer" Inuyasha watched as the guy set the camera up and focused it on the sink, after a few seconds a short women with long wet hair walked it brushing her hair and humming, She picked up the dryer and when it turned on Flour shot out covering her hair

"You son of a bitch!" The women yelled her face and hair now covered in wet flour as the guy laughed from behind the shower curtain

'That gives me an Idea' Inuyasha grinned as the front door opened again, Inuyasha turned to see Koga walk back in with Miroku as they walked in to the kitchen Inuyasha could hear the shower start up knowing it was Kagome, she always took showers after work she said it was relaxing after the hard day at work 'Perfect' Inuyasha ran off to the kitchen and grabbed a bag of flour

"Oh are you finally cooking tonight?" Sango laughed as she kissed Miroku hello

"No" Inuyasha tried to hide his smile but failed

"Then what are you doing?" Miroku asked

"You'll see" Inuyasha chuckled then left the kitchen

"I have a feeling we are about to hear some yelling" Sango rolled her eyes and took her bag of chips and water to the living room as she watched a women butter the floor, then watch a man step out of the shower and fall face first slipping on the buttered floor "Oh yeah we are about to hear some serious yelling"

"What do you mean?" Koga and Miroku poked thier head around the corner

"Inuyasha is well, was watching a prank show"

"Oh god help us all if he pranks Kagome" Miroku sank back around kitchen counter as Sango changed the channel

"Hello" Inupapa walked in with Sesshomaru

"You might want to turn around" Koga laughed

"Why?" Inupapa raised an eye brow

"Give it 5 minutes you'll understand"

"Uh oh" Inupapa sat his briefcase on the table

"Damn forgot my phone" Sesshomaru walked back outside

~~~MEANWHILE~~~~~

Inuyasha was trying to hold in his laugh as he filled Kagomes hairdryer with the flour 'This is going to be good' Inuyasha whipped the counter from any excesses flour put his phone on silent and crawl in to the bath tub with only his camera poking out recording, As he pushed record Kagome walked back in wearing her pink tank top and her silk black sleeping shorts, Inuyasha covered his mouth in an attempt from laughing to loud. Kagome raised the dryer to her head and pushed the on button Inuyasha busted in to laugher as Kagomes whole head was covered in flour

As Sesshomaru entered the house as he heard "INUYASHA!!!!" And knew it was Kagomes voice, he watched as Inuyasha flew down the stairs hiding behind his father laughing so hard he was crying

"INUYASHA I'LL KILL YOU" Kagome ran down the stairs looking more like frosty the snow man, than her normal self as the living room filled with laugher even Sesshomaru was chuckling

"Inuyasha!" Ayame scolded muffling her laugher

"Ah come on kags it was just a little joke" Inuyasha peaked around his father

"Oh I see" Kagome crossed her arms "A joke... okay then" Kagome turned around sending flour flying as she walked back upstairs clumps fell off on to the wood floor

"You shouldn't have done that" Koga flopped on the couch

"Eh she wont do anything" Inuyasha laughed putting the flour back up.

~~~~2 days later~~~~~

Kagome snuck into Inuyasha room, his loud snoring letting her know he was asleep; Kagome walked over to his closet, She knew he always laid out his clothes the night before, something his father used to beat them in to doing it, so now both boys had their entire outfits ready 'pay back is a bitch' Kagome smiled as she pulled out a beautiful red short dress( it was mid thigh on her so it would barely cover Inuyasha) length skin tight dress, a strapless bra, a black thong and sliver pumps hanging it next to his suit, Kagome lifted her right hand towards the sleeping Hanyou and one towards the two outfits hanging on the closet door, Kagome started to glow pink for a moment the laughed to herself pulling Inuyasha's suit off the hanger and leaving the room

The next Day Inuyasha got up when his alarm clock started ringing, and after his morning routine he went to his closet to get dresses, He looked at his navy blue suit and started getting dressed without a problem then he put on his black shoes and walked out of his room and down to the breakfast table as Inuyasha walked in everyone but Kagome stared

"What?" Inuyasha huffed

"Are you going to wear that?" Sesshomaru held in his laugh, looking over to the Miko who was reading her book

"I have it on don't I?" Inuyasha dug into the fridge "We got any grapefruit"

"bottom shelf" Kagome answered with a smiled, Everyone was still staring as Inuyasha bent over

"Oh my god!" Sango blushed and turned her head, Koga, Miroku and Inupapa busted into laugher, Sesshomaru tried not to throw up and Kagome just smiled still looking down at her book

"Did I miss something funny?" Inuyasha stood up

"Umm no" Miroku rubbed his head

"Okay why are you guys begin weird" Inuyasha cut open his grapefruit

"You're paranoid" Koga was still laughing

"Sesshomaru are you going into work early today?" Kagome asked still not looking up from her book

"You always ride with me?" Inuyasha turned around

"Yes" Sesshomaru answered

"Mind giving me a ride?" Kagome asked still not looking up

"No, when will you be ready?"

"Now" Kagome closed her book and left the kitchen

"Kagome it was just a little prank, get over it!" Inuyasha yelled as she left the house

"I think she has" Sesshomaru smirked looking Inuyasha over again before leaving to follow Kagome, He slid in to his car where Kagome was waiting her face red like a tomato "I have one question, how in the world does he not feel that?" Kagome couldn't hold it in anymore she laughed till tears started rolling down her cheeks

"It's a spell" Kagome stated after she could breathe again, What Inuyasha saw was a navy blue suit what everyone else saw was Kagomes mid thigh length red skin tight dress and sliver high heels

"But how does he not feel the thong?" Sesshomaru shivered remembering Inuyasha bending over showing everyone in the room his white hairy ass with black fabric up his crack

"Part of the spell he will feel and see the suit while the rest of us see the dress" Kagome laughed

"And the heels?"

"They will fell like his normal shoes until tonight when his calves will be sore to the touch"

"Bravo little one" Sesshomaru laughed "Must say I'm impressed"

"Why thank you" Kagome blushed light pink something Sesshomaru didn't miss, He knew he had an effect on the girl just like she had one on him, though he would never admit it he had a small crush on the girl ever since high school.

~~~Later at work~~~~

"Wow Inuyasha, your a brave little one" Jakotsu smiled passing in the hall way

"You know it" Inuyasha clueless as ever, All day everyone in the office kept staring and laughing as he walked by but didn't care or want to ask what was up

Later in the break room Inuyasha was sitting with his feet propped up on the table clueless that his dress was showing everything to the world. Miroku and Koga were sitting on the other side of the table looking up at the Tv avoiding Inuyasha black thonged crotch

"Inuyasha put your feet down" Kagome walked in with Sango and Ayame

"Oh my lord" Ayame jumped blushing deep red almost purple

"What?" Inuyasha burped

"Just put your feet down" Kagome knocked his feet off

"Alright" Inuyasha turned

"So Inuyasha how are your feet?" Sango asked pouring a cup of coffee

"Fine? My calves are killing me though"

"Oh, are you finally taking the stairs" Kagome laughed pulling out her homemade sushi

"Um yeah" Inuyasha lied but Kagome liked it when he worked out or so he thought since she was always asking him to go. But if you were to ask her why, it was because Inuyasha was getting fat.

"Hey Sesshomaru" Kagome waved as he walked in with Jakotsu on his heels

"Hello Miko" Sesshomaru pulled out his deer meat sandwich and some chips "What are you eating?"

"Sushi I made, Want a bite?" Kagome lifted a 'Spider Roll'

"What is in it?" Sesshomaru eyed the object between Kagomes chopsticks

"Fried Crab, cucumber, avocado, lettuce, roe, and spicy mayonnaise... Just try it" Kagome pushed it towards Sesshomaru's lips but he didn't open his mouth but heard Inuyasha's low growl

"If I try it, what will you do for me?"

"Feed you for one thing" Kagome laughed

"Go out with me" Sesshomaru whispered so low Kagome even had a hard time hearing

"Just eat it" Kagome roll her eyes

"go out with me and I will" Sesshomaru leaned in, also feeling Inuyashas waves of anger, Something Kagome could feel as well; putting two and two together understanding why Sesshomaru asked her out, he only wanted to get under Inuyasha skin So Kagome leaned in real close

"If you want to aggravate Inuyasha that's fine, but I will not be a pawn in your game with him" Kagome slammed her wooden lunch box shut started to leave but was caught by a hand Sesshomaru's hand, he stood and spun her close feeling Inuyasha become more enraged

"Yes I love to aggravate Inuyasha as you put it, but I was being serious" Sesshomaru whispered in her ear causing a shiver down her spin, Kagome pulled away with a smile, handing Sesshomaru her lunch

"Take as much as you want" and with a smile left the room

"Oi what was that about?" Inuyasha huffed

"Nothing" Sesshomaru sat back down with Kagomes half eating lunch plopping a Spider Roll in his mouth finding out he really liked Sushi

"So Inuyasha thats a really good color on you" Ayame leaned over the table

"Thanks" Inuyasha blushed pink

"I love how you like to stand out" Ayame leaned in close

"Uh" Inuyasha closed his eyes waiting for the kiss he thought he was about to receive

"I have to ask, where did you get that dress, I love it" Ayame back up with a smile

"huh?" Inuyasha blinked as everyone in the room busted in to laughter

"I must say the high heels are a bit much" Miroku laughed

"But they match his beautiful silver hair" Jakotsu purred in his ear

"Have you all gone mad?" Inuyasha jumped out of his chair "I'm wearing a navy blue suit like always" Inuyasha grabbed his pants and pulled at them or so he thought what he really did was grab his dress and show everyone his small black thongs everyone but Jakotsu turned their heads shying away

"Wow Inuyasha never knew you were packing" Jakotsu fanned his face

"There went my appetite" Sesshomaru closed Kagomes lunch box and left the room

"What are you talking about" Inuyasha gave a stupid look

"Oh nothing baby" Jakotsu winked 

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At 4 o'clock everyone had their 10 minute break even Inupapa had his as usual, the group was sitting in the break room and Inuyasha walked in

"Damn my feet are killing me today" Inuyasha sat on the counter as the group turned their heads "And why is everyone but Jakotsu looking away when I talk to them?" Inuyasha thought Kagome played a prank writing something on his face or putting a sign on his back but found nothing when he looked in the mirror

"You really want to know Inuyasha?" Kagome smiled

"Yes" Inuyasha huffed

"Alright" Kagome laughed and snapped her finger at first Inuyasha didn't understand until his eyes caught sight of his bare knee

"What the-" Inuyasha hopped off the counter falling on his ass not used to wearing the heels, The feeling the small thong digging into his ass "KAGOME!" Inuyasha growled

"Pay back is a bitch" Kagome took a drink of her water as everyone including Inupapa and Sesshomaru turned red from laughing so hard

"This isn't funny" Inuyasha stood with help from the counter "My prank was in the house, not at work"

"everything comes back 3 fold" Kagome smirked as her alarm went off telling her to get back to work "We are even, so drop it" Kagome walked out Sango, Miroku, Koga, Ayame, Inupapa, Sesshomaru and Jakotsu on her heels

"Its on" Inuyasha spat under his breath

~~~OVER THE NEXT FEW DAYS~~~~~

Inuyasha looked on the internet for pranks to pull on Kagome but she was two steps a head of the Hanyou.

He buttered the floor; She jumped it avoiding it, five minutes later he forgot about it and fell face first.

He put Ink in her tea; She switched the cups, He went to work all day with blue teeth

He put a fake snake in her bed; She put a real one in his, non poisons of course

He put salt in the sugar dispenser, she poured the salt into her tea, but didn't react confusing the Hanyou when she really wanted to puke but he was not going to get the best of her so when Inuyasha went to grab his kool-aide Kagome poured hot pepper sauce all over his sandwich then covered the smell with a barrier and watched him burn from the inside

'Tonight is the night I get her good' Inuyasha thought as he added the bleach to her conditioner.

a few minutes later Kagome was showering about to add her conditioner but as usual smelled it, it usually smelt like strawberries but Kagome could smell the Ammonia from the bleach 'wow really, this is childs play' Kagome thought as she stepped out and reached under the skin for Ayame stash of Red hair dye, everyone thought Ayame hair color was natural but Kagome knew the truth, so Kagome poured the red hair dye into Inuyasha shampoo hiding the scent.

The Next morning "KAGOME YOU BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled stomping down the stairs in nothing but a towel

"Inuyasha?" Inupapa muffled his laughter, seeing his pups Pink hair

"Kagome really? Inuyasha huffed

"You tried to bleach my hair" Kagome was laying on the couch with her feet dangling over the arm of the couch with her head in Sangos lap reading a book

"Okay you two this has gone far enough" Inupapa put his foot down "No more pranks do you hear me?"

"Yes" Inuyasha huffed walking back upstairs

"Kagome" Inupapa shook his head

"What?" Kagome acting innocent

"For the past week he has tried to prank you, in which you have turned it around making it back fire in his face, I think you should stop now"

"I will stop when he does, I promise" Kagome smiled as Sesshomaru walked in "Hey" Kagome called out

"Miko?" Sesshomaru walked over to the couch

"Yeah" Kagome sat up

"Tomorrow be ready at 7" Sesshomaru called out and walked upstairs

"Where am I going?" Kagome called back out but Sesshomaru didn't answer

"Dress nice little one" Inupapa laughed exiting the room to his study

~~~The Next Day~~~~

"Oi where is Kagome?" Inuyasha asked walking into the living room

"She went out" Sango answered

"When will she be back?" Inuyasha smiled

"She said she be back later, I don't really know the exact time"

"Perfect" Inuyasha laughed walking away

"Inuyasha no more pranks all they do is back fire" Ayame called out from the kitchen

"Shut up" Inuyasha walked up stairs ...

"Thank you for tonight" Kagome smiled walking up the stairs to the front door

"Are you free tomorrow night?" Sesshomaru asked raising his right brow

"Depends on how many sushi rolls you ate" Kagome laughed unlocking the door and walking to her room

"Lets see" Sesshomaru followed stopping at her door "I ate twelve" Sesshomaru smirked in the dark hall way

"Then yes I'm free" Kagome smiled "Seems I'm free every night for the next two weeks"

"It would seem that way" Sesshomaru leaned in Kagomes heart started to race as Sesshomaru lips got closer, but heard his hand on the door knob "Good night" Sesshomaru opened the door

"Watch out!" Kagome quickly placed a barrier over Sesshomaru's head keeping the green paint from getting on his beautiful long silver hair but couldn't help it from getting on his clothes and face, Kagome covered her mouth with her hands with a shocked look on her face, Sesshomaru stood like a statue green paint dripping off him on to the floor. "Oh my" Kagome muffled over her hand then got angry "INUYASHA, I THOUGHT WE AGREED PRANKING WAS OVER, YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TO FAR" Kagome yelled waking everyone in the house

"Oh shit" Inuyasha peeked out figuring he would see Kagome covered in the lime green paint not his brother

"Oh shit is an understatement" Miroku shuddered seeing Sesshomaru stand up straight and wipe the paint off his face

"You are going to die" Koga laughed

"Time to start digging" Ayame smirked

"Nice knowing you" Sango rubbed her eye

"Well son, even I cannot protect you this time" Inupapa turned and closed his door.

A/N:: Well How did I do? Next chapter will be up as soon as my wrist stops hurting enough for me to continue ^.^ I REALLY think you should Review... PLEASE!

 

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