One night in Sesshomaru by Khristen Graham

Chapter zero!

"Dammit, you fucking sock puppet of a brother!"

Inuyasha yelled over the loud rock music playing in the small apartment.

'And I just had to live here..FUCK FUCK FUCK!'

His head felt like it was going to explode. It was four in the freakin' morning. What silly being would play music as loud in a darn apartment? Sesshomaru that's who! Inuyasha ran down the hall, kicking open the door to his older brothers room. Some blonde bimbo had him tied to a chair, she was holding a knife.

"WHAT THE CLODHOPPING SHIT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER?!"

Seshhomaru looked over at Inuyasha lazily. Either he was lovin' it like MacDonalds to fat people, or he was drugged up on something horrible. Inuyasha drop kicked the blonde and untied his brother, letting him stand up, but the demon couldn't even hold his head up.

'Dammit..'

The blode got up, holding her face.

"You asshole! What the fuck!"

Sesshomaru's leg suddenly connected to the bitch, the woman slamming into the ceiling, then to the floor. Inuyasha huffed and turned off the music, looking a his pathetic excuse for a brother, or that's what he thought.

Sesshomaru looked lazily up at the pathetic excuse for a brother. And ti was true. Inuyasha was wearing his barbie pjs.

"Get..outta muh room.."

He muttered as he tried to get up, only meeting the floor with a slight hello.

"Don't you dare fucking move."

Inuyasha went to the living room and called Kagome instantly.

"I need you to come look over that large brute dog. His ex drugged him up, both of them are knocked out, knocked up and barely concious."

Kagome on the other line started laughing.

"How can a guy be knocked up. You are a pussy after all.."

She huffed then hung up the phone on her way over.

~~Time skip of a 15 minutes or around there.~~

Kagome unlocked the door with the extra set of keys, seeing Inuyasha in his odd looking pajamas, she only shook her head and kissed him.

"Silly boy."

She went to Sesshomaru's room, and peeked in. The ugly whore was on the floor, and Sesshomaru was trying to put on some clothes.

"Aw, poor guy.."

She put her keys on his table near the door, and knelt down helping him up.

"Don't even try to get mean with me buddy, I'll just leave you to suffer with this slut you called your girlfriend"

Sesshomaru sat up instantly, his head connecting with Kagomes' chin.

"Ah, shit!"