Oh Poor Kouga. If Only He Had Learned His Lesson Sooner. by ADHD Neko Hanyou

Oh Poor Kouga. If Only He Had Learned His Lesson Sooner.

Disclaimer: I don’t own anything….it’s all the property of Rumiko Takahashi(she owns Inuyasha)…and the song that is in this is YMCA by the Village People….and this entire one-shot was inspired by a chat conversation between me and one of my connections(I honestly can’t remember exactly who at the moment though, my brain is half asleep)

Enjoy!!

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“That tears it!!!!!” Kagome screamed at the top of her lungs as Inuyasha and Kouga fought for what felt like the billionth time in the four years that she had been traveling through the well to feudal Japan.

Both men looked at her with matching looks of confusion on their faces as the tiny miko stomped over to her backpack, and grabbed something from inside before hiding it behind her back and stomping over to where they stood.

Inuyasha brought his sword down from where he was getting ready to strike at the mangy ookami, and Kouga perked up when he realized that she was coming towards him and not the filthy hanyou who had been a pain in his ass for years now.

Walking up to Kouga Kagome was moving the object in her hands while mumbling some words so quietly that no one, not even the full-fledged youkai could hear them. When she finally got close enough to him that she could go through with what she wanted to do she looked up at the tall ookami prince and moved one hand to do ‘come down here’ motion so that he’d know to bend down towards her.

Kouga not thinking she’d do anything to harm him bent down right away and was shocked as all get out when instead of kissing his cheek and whispering in his ear like he had hoped she would do, she threw a set of subjugation beads over his head and around his neck before screaming “DANCE BOY!!!!”

His body moved on its own volition and he was all of a sudden throwing his arms up in the air and sticking his legs together to make the ‘Y’ symbol with his body before connecting his hands and bending them slightly in towards his head which made the ‘M’ symbol then turning his upper body a bit to the left and disconnecting his arms to make the ‘C’ symbol and then finally straightening up only to stick his hands in the air again but this time pointing the fingers into an upside down v to make the ‘A’ symbol. This was repeated three times before he was able to stop.

When he was able to stop all he could do was look towards the tiny miko, who was his future mate, at the other end of the field by her friends who was currently rolling on the ground and laughing hysterically and scream “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME KAGOME?!?!??!!” which only resulted in her laughing even more.

After a few minutes of Kagome’s uncontrollable laughter she was finally able to answer everyone’s questions by saying simply, “I just made him easier to control.”

At this everyone sweatdropped before Kouga jumped back up and stomped up to his woman and knelt down by her and asked in a clipped tone, “Just what exactly was that though because that certainly isn’t what happens when you tell Inu-baka to sit.”

Looking up at Kouga she had to giggle once more before replying, “It’s a dance command. Where instead of sit….-hearing the loud thud and the angry “DAMN IT KAGOME!!!” coming from behind Kouga she yelled out an apology for forgetting to not say that word unless he was in trouble-…Now where was I??...Oh yes…Instead of S-I-T-ting you just dance this funny dance I saw one time when watching a video on the internet back at home. It’s called the “YMCA” dance and as you could clearly feel the whole dance is spelling out YMCA. hehe”

Kouga couldn’t believe she had subjugated him though so he just had to ask why to which she promptly said, “I’m tired of you and Inuyasha fighting over me, and I’m tired of you calling me your woman when I’m not. So I figured that this would teach you to not claim things that aren’t yours and also to stop fighting Inuyasha too.” She smiled up at him and giggled when she saw the forlorn expression he had on his face.

“But fighting Inu-baka is so much fun,” he whined.

Reaching up she ruffled his hair and said “Well just find something better to fight. Like Naraku or Kagura.”

“Do I really have to wear this Kagome-chan??” he pouted.

Smiling she giggled as she nodded her head, and he just plopped next to her to sulk a bit.

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A.N. Ok I’m done. I don’t plan on making this anything more than this silly little crackshot. lol Hope you enjoyed and I apologize for any mistakes I made. It’s 5:17 am….I have the right to make mistakes. Haha

Ja ne!!!

-ADHD Neko Hanyou