Valentine's Bliss... by Aki

Valentine's Bliss...

Title: Valentine’s Bliss...
By: Aki_Yume
Synopsis: ... Is always better when Kagome does the shopping. <3

Aki’s Note: Written for Anglowritten’s Gift challenge! :D This is a drabble; let’s see if Aki can write teh funny! :D

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“Uh... Kagome?” The said Kagome in question growled deeply from the throat before spinning around in place. They’d been in thirty seven different stores already; thirty seven!

Thirty seven stores of people asking if InuYasha was a girl.

Thirty seven stores of praying InuYasha wouldn’t attack the nearest faux fur jacket in sight, claiming it was mokomoko, because there was some sort of vendetta between the two.

Thirty seven stores of hope, and thirty seven stores of fail.

God damn it.

“What, InuYasha?” She snapped. This was the third time he’d opened his mouth to complain. The teenaged girl wished she could have taken someone else shopping; even her mother would be better company at this rate! She’d left Feudal Japan two days ago in search for the perfect Valentine’s gift for her future mate, and she was still empty handed.

“What about these?” InuYasha held up a plastic package and handed to his best friend. Kagome in turn scrunched her eyebrows before accepting the item the hanyou had probably picked up at random.

Two seconds later, she wanted to crawl into a hole and die.

“I can’t give The LORD OF THE WESTERN LANDS edible underwear, InuYasha!” Her panicked shriek grabbed the attention of everyone in the small, intimate store. Kagome stood still as she realized they’d walked right into a fetish shop, and that wasn’t where she was two seconds ago.... She swore to Kami!

“Where are we anyway?!” Kagome groaned as she looked around for a sign. When her eyes caught sight of bright neon green letters, she wanted to cry her eyes out.

“Daddy’s Closet?” She whispered to herself. Oh Kami.

“Well, just grab something and let’s go!” InuYasha prompted. It looked like he wanted to get out as quickly as she did. The barely-legal-to-be-in-an-adult-store-period girl raced back to the rack where InuYasha grabbed the man-panties from, fully intending to

“Kagome, would you-” His sentence was stopped. The hot pink pair of gummy men’s panties she held dropped straight to the ground, and she stepped forward just in time to avoid a complete crash to the floor from behind.

“Are we going yet?!” Her companion cringed as his face met the carpet covered concrete floor via that one magical word. Kagome reached up to the display model and smiled mischievously as she grabbed her perfect gift.

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“What is this, Kagome?” The great lord stared at his intended for a few moments before returning his golden orbs to a small package wrapped in red paper, decorated in flowers and hearts thanks to Rin no doubt. When he glanced up from the package he held, Sesshoumaru felt a twinge of alarm at his love’s face.

Her eyes were glazed over and a goofy grin had spread across her face. Deciding escape was not an option to be considered, the great lord made quick the wrappings until a naked brown box sat on his palm. Slowing his speed to carefully open the box, inside he was puzzled at what he found.

“What...?” The silver haired demon reached inside and pulled out a very strange... well, it looked close to a necklace, but it looked like it would be a very tight fit around his neck; weren’t these type of frivolous things large and gaudy? The spikes on this decorative item almost rivaled the ones he wore on his armor. His shock only grew as he saw attached to the strange object a metal chain, complete with a black leather handle connected to the loose end.

“... Is this?” He finally managed to steal his voice back, even though half of him wished he’d kept his mouth shut. Nothing frightened him more then a mischievous looking Kagome.

“Kagome’s just got control issues.” InuYasha quipped up from behind Kagome.

“Sit!” She muttered. The earth shook beneath the hanyou, as if to laugh at his stupid antics.

“Mmmph!”

He was ignored, of course, and the demon Lord smirked at his brother’s predicament.

“The subjugation beads work rather well on you, brother.” He remarked. His own shenanigans were cut short by a soft whisper in his ear that caused his face to burn a bright shade quite similar to his brother’s fire rat yukata.

“I’ll subjugate you harder then those beads ever will.”

Sesshoumaru’s cloud had never been summoned faster in his life.