Fanfiction

disclaimer: so, no I don't own, no profit made, no names used, and hopefully no bandages needed

Fluffy Pooh

by zebbeed

How had this happened? It was unthinkable, impossible. What Kami had he run afowl?

" Damn that Woman."

For 5 years, his Company had held a Sponsor Day at the Japan based "Magic Kingdom".

For 5 years, he had carefully Ordered all Company Executives to Attend as Volunteers to be

part of the day's Events as well as any employees who wanted this "honnor".

And for 5 years, he had been " Unavoidably Out-of-Town " on that day. Till Today.

" Damn That Woman."

One Day. One Single Day.

His Travel Plans were all in order. Important Staff Meetings with Promotions.

Long Term Financial Annual Reviews to plot, Dinners with VIP Guests.

Everything exactly as usual. A Set Date Ritual. For Next Week.

So HOW Had this Happened?????

" DAMN That Woman."

He stood in casual clothes, glaring at the Monstrosity that was his " honnor "

to wear. IT REEKED! He could smell nearly every human that had ever worn

the costume, smell every little grubby hand that had touched the " Beloved

Childhood Friend ". He felt sick. Nothing, in his Long Life, had smelled so.

With Iron Control, that had seen him thru Countless Battles, he slowly donned

the body suite. With great Care, he lifted the head, trying to prepare himself

for the torment about to Strike his Very Soul.

Holding very still, He inhailed what was likely the Last Fresh Air he would get today.

Lifting the Head into place, he prayed to all Kamis' Listening, No One would

Recognise Him, Realise Whom he was.

" DAMN THAT WOMAN!!!"