this had me rolling after the first line! ahhh how I do appreciate literary humor. Kinda wish there was a little more to it... i feel like there could be a BIG ending. EXPAND! I love this!

LOL. Really not his knife.  What a way to put those prompts together.  I looked at them wondering how in the world you would do that.  Very cute and funny.

lol O-M-G that was so funny to read...it literally had me rolling with laughter!
It was very well written and I could picture how bad of a night someone could have after having all that happen to them lol.

Very interesting use of the prompts.  Was a bit rushed, but hard not to be considering the ammount of prompts you were trying to get into such a small word count.