Misunderstanding by EvanescentLight
*~.Christmas Party.~*
Really short, yes, but my friend gave me this idea, so...huzzah! If you don't like, don't read. Also, I know that it's not even close to Christmas, but I do love it so much, that it was the only season I would put in. xP Well, bon appetite!
It was Christmas night at the Taisho home, and Kagome was celebrating and spending the night. Although she had broken off her relationship with Inuyasha, Sugimi and Izayoi insisted she stay for the Christmas party. Unfortunately, she had a desire for something, and since everyone else was occupied with games and conversation, she had to resort to asking...SesshomaruShe squirmed in her seat by Sesshomaru. He gave her a glare. She glared back. Then sighed.
"Look, I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly." He rose an eyebrow.
"I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft." 'She sounds like a tramp.'
"If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help." 'I'm sure you are...no wonder she and Inuyasha separated. Imagine how horrified father would be if he found out... I, Sesshomaru, do not sleep with prostitutes.'
"You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve, but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry." His eyes widened a fraction. Was this woman really insinuating what he thought she was? And right at the table where everyone could hear her? This wretch was impossible!
"I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so..."
She squirmed again, and his eyebrow twitched.
"...Spit it out, wench."
"Sesshomaru, do you have a piece of gum?"