Parental Control: Kagome Higorashi by Kagome-Chan

Parental Control: Kagome Higorashi

Parental Control: Kagome Higorashi

~This is Kagome, she has top grades in all her classes, she's kind, she's a miko, and she has a boyfriend named InuYasha. Kagome and InuYasha have been going out for 2 years, and Kagome thinks he's mating material!!!! But Kagome's parents have other ideas!!~

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"Hi! I'm Kagome Higorashi!!!! So here's the deal, my parents don't like my boyfriend InuYasha, he's rude, he's crude, he's mean, and can't apologize to save his life, he is also constantly cheating on me! But he's also really protective and strong, and he's constantly worried about me. And my parents hate him!!"

~Announcer~ "Today Kagome's mom and dad will pick 2 suitable guys for her to go on a date with, and after the two dates, Kagome's has to decide weather to stay with InuYasha, or to dump him and go for one of the new guys, look out cuz Kagome is about to be parentally controlled!"

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"Hi, I'm Kin Higorashi, Kagome's mother."

"And I'm Kiyoshi, Kagome's father."

"Kagome's boyfriend InuYasha is so rude, he has no table manners!!!!"

"He's also crude; he burps in front of everyone, and just keeps eating!! No apologies!"

"He's also mean to Kagome; he orders her around and expects her to do as he says!!!!"

"And he is always making Kagome cry with his harsh words, but she always ends up missing him and going back to see him, he never says he's sorry for hurting her!!"

"He is also a cheater! Only a month after Kagome and InuYasha started going out, InuYasha was sneaking around with a slut named Kikyo. Kagome always forgave him, saying that she is his EX and that he isn't over her yet, but how can he get over her if he keeps meeting up with her again?"

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~So the choosing process begins!~

(1)

"Hello Hojo"

"Hello Mrs. Higorashi"

"Ok so, our daughter's boyfriend InuYasha is very crude, so what is your worst habit?"

"Hmmmm, I'd have to say it's that I talk very properly most of the time, it annoys people a lot"

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(2)

"Ok Kouga, what is your worst habit?"

"I assume that a girl is mine just if I like her"

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(3)

"Miroku, was it? What is your worst habit?"

"This" *Grabs Kin's butt*

"EEEEK!!!! Hentai!!"

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(4)

"Sesshomaru, what is your worst habit?"

"Hm? What? Oh...ignoring people"

"..."

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(1)

"Ok Hojo, InuYasha is mean to Kagome when she wants to come home for a while, what would you do if she wanted to leave you for a few days?"

"I would tell her to be safe and I would get her a small gift for when she comes back"

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(2)

"Kouga, what would you do if Kagome wanted to leave for a few days?"

"I'd say you can go, but better not hook up with any other guys while she's there!"

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(3)

"Miroku, what would you do if Kagome went away for a few days?"

"I would let her go, but I would tell her I want something when she returns"

"Ah...right"

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(4)

"Sesshomaru, what would you do if Kagome wanted to go somewhere for a few days?"

"She can go...this question doesn't seem to make a lot of sense."

"InuYasha DOESN'T make sense...that's just it (Laugh)"

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(1)

"Hojo, if you made Kagome cry, lets say you called her 'Wench' what would you do?"

"I would tell her I'm sorry, and keep telling her I'm sorry until she forgives me!!!!"

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(2)

"Kouga, what would you do if you made Kagome cry, lets say you called her a 'bitch' what would you do?"

"Well, I wouldn't be lying...if she were my girl, she's technically my bitch, I'm a wolf..."

"Oh, I guess that makes...sense..."

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(3)

"Miroku, what would you do if you made Kagome cry, lets say you called her 'Miko' she really hates that, what would you do?"

"I would try to convince her that it was a complement, since I am a monk myself, we would go perfectly together!!"

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(4)

"Sesshomaru, what would you do if you made Kagome cry, lets say you called her by another girls name, what would you do?"

"I would let her know that it was an accident and that it won't happen again, and then I would NEVER do it ever again."

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(1)

"Hojo, would you ever cheat on Kagome?

"No, no way!"

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(2)

"Kouga, would you ever cheat on Kagome?"

"Nope, wolves mate for life."

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"Miroku would you ever...um never mind, I already have my answer"

"...?"

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(4)

"Sesshomaru, would you ever cheat on Kagome?"

"Well, if I planned to cheat on her I would not even take her out on a first date"

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"Hm, Kiyoshi dear, you choose a guy first"

"I like #2, he seems very loyal"

"Yes, and I like #4, he is so romantic!!!!"

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~If you think this is going to be hard on Kagome to go out on dates with someone OTHER than InuYasha, then just think about how InuYasha feels having to watch both dates with Kagome's parents?~

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"Kagome, you're not going to give in to some guy who is nice and treats you to nice gifts or anything right?"

"Of coarse not InuYasha"

*Ding Dong*

"There's my choice, InuYasha get ready to be whipped out by a wolf!!"

"...huh?"

*Kagome's father walks back into the room*

"Kagome, meet Kouga, the wolf demon prince"

*Kagome stands*

"Hello Kouga, nice to meet you"

*Kouga sweeps Kagome into his arms*

"Your mine for the next 2 hours, got that Kagome?"

"Um, sure..."

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"So Kagome, I thought it might be pretty cool for you to see the duties of a prince, so let's go"

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*On Kouga's scout route*

"So Kagome, why don't your parents like this InuYasha guy?"

"Well, a lot of reasons, one is that once, he tried to kill me"

"Wait what?"

"Yea, see he thought I was someone else that he hated, so he chased me and tried to kill me, then we were forced to work together in school, and that's when he realized I was a totally different person from who he first thought"

"I see, well I should probably get you back now, ya ready?"

"Yes"

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"Kagome, meet Sesshomaru!"

"SESSHOMARU?!?!"

"Yes, InuYasha, it is I, your brother"

*Stutter*

"Kagome? Shall we go?"

"Yes!!!!"

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"Kagome, I was thinking I would take you to the archery field, would you like that?"

"Yes!! Very much!"

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*Kagome Shoots an Arrow*

"You're pretty good at this Kagome."

"Yes well, I love archery"

"So, why DO you put up with my younger brother?" *Shoots and Arrow*

"Well, because he is very protective of me, I feel safe when I'm with him, among other things"

"Well Kagome, the 2 hours are almost up, I should probably get you home"

"Ok"

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*InuYasha, Kouga, and Sesshomaru all standing in a line in the Higorashi living room*

"Ok, I had a lot of fun with all of you"

"InuYasha, you know I love you, but sometimes I feel like your too mean to me, like you don't even care how I feel."

"Kouga, I like that you're a prince, that shows me that you take responsibility well, but I don't like how you just claim me as yours, I don't want to be treated like a slave at the auction."

"And Sesshomaru, I like how you took me to do something that I love, it shows me that you care how I feel about things, but I'm wondering if you are as stoic as you seem, you seem a little cold to me"

"It's time for me to eliminate one of you; the guy I choose to eliminate is..."

"Kouga"

*Kouga growls but leaves*

"Now, this is a REALLY hard choice, but I have to choose one of you so...the guy I choose is..."

"Sesshomaru"

*InuYasha yells and punches the wall on his way out*

*Sesshomaru scoops Kagome up in his arms and kisses her*

*InuYasha* "Pfft, the only reason I was even with her was because she looks like Kikyo anyway!!!! Have fun with ice-cold-ice-cream-man in there!!"

[Ending Credits]