A group meeting of the characters and me! by Inudemonchik912
Episode 1
Disclaimer: I don't own anything teehee
Episode 1
Me: Hello there every one and welcome to this group discussion!!
Inuyasha: Why are we here wench?!?!
Me: Inuyasha... call me wench one more time and we will see what happens.
Inuyasha: Feh!! Im not afraid of you WENCH!
Me: Kagome... if you could please?
Kagome: sure... Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: *Looks Fearfully at Kagome*
Kagome: SIT BOY!!!
Sesshoumaru: Ha! Baka, You let yourself be controlled by a mere human?
Me: Ah! When did you get here Fluffy?
Sesshoumaru: Who are you calling fluffy human?! *Glares*
Me: *Glares back* You silly goose! And by the way... this humans gonna kick your butt!
Sesshoumaru: I would like to see you try that!
Me: Growls and circles Fluffy as I grin!
Fluffy: Why are you grinning? AHH WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NAME!
Me: hehehe now you really are fluffy MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kagome: ummm... Inudemonchik?
Me: yes Kagome?
Kagome: I think that is a bit mean...
Me: YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY?!?!?!
Kagome: no but uhh... well...
Me: ooooo Kagome you like him don't you?
Inuyasha: *finally recovers from his Sit*
Inuyasha: NO SHE DOESN'T SHE LIKES ME!
Me: and how do you know this Inu?
Inuyasha: uhh... I just do...
Me: have you been reading her diary again?
Inuyasha: ...
Kagome: *gasp* YOU HAVE BEEN READING MY DIARY?!?! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON INUYASHA?!
Me: Calm down Kagome its not as if he is having an affair!
Kagome: HES HAVING AN AFFAIR TOO?!?!
Me: hehe... yes he is... with that dead clay pot kikyo!!!!
Kagome: I CANT BELIVE YOU INUYASHA!
Me: uh oh this is some Jerry Springer Shit...
Sesshoumaru: Who is this Jerry Springer you speak of?
Me: oh never mind come on fluffy lets leave these too to argue and we can continue our little talk show!
Sesshoumaru: as long as you don't call me fluffy any more
Me: agreed
*Miroku and Sango walk in*
Me: OH LOOK WHO IT IS!!
Miroku: Hello there! *runs up and hugs me while groping me at the same time*
Me: MIROKU YOU LECH I COULD KICK YOU OFF THIS PAGE IF I WANTED TO YOU KNOW!!!!!
Sango: MIROKU HOW COULD YOU?!?! YOU JUST ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU AND NOW YOU GO AROUND FEELING RANDOM WOMEN AGAIN?!?!
Me: uh oh... more Jerry Springer Stuff...
Sesshoumaru: I will take care of this... *grabs them both by the back of their shirts and glares at them*
Sesshoumaru: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I END YOUR LIVES RIGHT NOW!
*everything gets real quiet*
Me: ehehe... now then
Sango: im sorry Miroku I shouldn't accuse you of such things...
Miroku: I know Sango and im sorry as well I shouldn't have been such a lech
Me: aww this is making me sick!
Sesshoumaru: than take it outside if you are going to be sick!
Me: well your lordship ness I wouldn't want to get your home messy now would I?!?!
Fluffy: *glares* HEY WHATS WITH THE NAME AGAIN?!
Me: I just felt like it...
*in walks shippo and rin*
Me: hey fluffy don't they make a cute couple?
Fluffy: I will not speak to you until you remove this stupid name...
Me: aww don't be that way... ok ill change it... there
Fluffy: thank you... HEY
Me: mwuhahaha I got you to speak didn't I?
Fluffy: *chases me around trying to kill me*
Me: well that's all for now
Me: SOME ONE SAVE ME... INUYASHA AND KAGOME GET YOUR BUTTS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Fluffy: *pins me to the floor*
Me: uh oh... that's the end of this episode... FLUFFY GET OFF ME
EVERYBODY: bye bye all!