Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.
A/N: I wrote this one shot out of boredom so I don’t know how it turned out. Hope you laugh though. Sesshoumaru’s not the gay one by the way and I’m not that good with lemon but please read it anyways.
“I’m so horny.”
“You can screw me.”
“Ew girl don’t say things like that.”
“Sorry dude but I can’t help that I’m straight as a boner.”
“Oh God, yes, I need a boner.”
A raven haired girl stood up from the couch and turned off the T.V. Leaving her distressed friend for a minute, she made her way to the bathroom and fixed her hair.
It really is strange to have a gay best friend. A hot gay best friend nonetheless. She used to like him as a man, rather than a friend but he told her about his real sexual orientation when they were in high school.
It had been hard for him.
She guided him out of the closet if you are familiar with the phrase until he was well accepted by everybody. From then on, the two had been inseparable. From college up to their current lives, the two are still together.
They confide sensitive matters to each other and gave support to the other half that needs it. Raging from minor problems to major ones, the two pull each other up in order to get through it.
And now that her dearest friend and brother/sister needs help with a small crisis, she would not disregard it. For the sake of their everlasting friendship and just so he can shut the fuck up, she would help him with his dilemma.
Coming out of the bathroom, she approached her sulking friend.
“Let’s go fishing Shiki.”
“Where Kagome?”
“To the movie Theater where it’s nice and dark.”
“Grrrr I like that. I really need to catch a big fish right now if you know what I mean.”
“Oh sure I do. Now get your ass off of the couch and let’s go.”
After ten minutes, they arrived at the movie theater.
Kagome busied herself in the snack bar while Shiki looked at the movies. You can mistake the two for a couple unless you happen to be in hearing distance where you can catch a whiff of their usual conversation.
“Kags, what do you want to watch?”
“Hmmm, what’s on?”
“Uh there’s Finding Nemo if you want to do a daddy, Return of the Dead if you feel like screwin an emo dude and oh there’s the The Da Vinci Code too where I’m sure the normal guys would be.”
“Let’s watch the last one then.”
“I got you.”
They bought the tickets and went inside. It wasn’t full because of the time. Who watches a movie at 4 in the afternoon? Not unless you have a horny best friend, you’d probably in some bar for the happy hour. Fuck movies let’s get a drink but nooooo, they’re at a movie theater at 4 in the afternoon to watch out for some good fuck.
Since it wasn’t that full, the two did not even think twice before turning to their usual perks to get things started. Making their way to the upper part of the theater, the two started the show.
“Don’t mind the bouncing tits, people. It’s just my friend walking into your view. Please pardon us.”
Shiki might be a genius when it comes to perverted jokes but Kagome is almost halfway to mastering the same skill.
“Excuse us. And oh, watch out for your dicks, guys. My friend here, Shiki, has some grabbing problems.”
Once the two were seated, a man approached Shiki and whispered some words. With a wink towards Kagome, Shiki was off with the mysterious dude; his boner problems, resolved.
Now to enjoy the movie.
Groping for the popcorn beside her, Kagome felt something hard and firm under her touch.
‘Popcorns aren’t hard, are they?’ she thought. But finally she found them and started eating.
The man next to her cleared his throat and spoke in a whisper.
“Based from what I have heard, your friend was the one with grabbing problems.”
“That’s right. I’m the one with bouncy tits and he’s the one with grabbing problems now shut up because I can’t watch my movie.” She replied without looking at the man.
“Woman, you just grabbed my crutch and now you are eating my popcorn.”
Kagome stopped chewing and looked at the man. He has silver hair and amber eyes. Magenta stripes adorned his cheeks and his thin lips curved up in a smirk.
‘Hot but an asshole.’ She concluded.
“Look dude, if you’re mad, let’s settle this outside alright?” She’ll just get him his damn popcorn.
“Very well.”
Upon exiting the movie theater, Kagome was pulled by the man to the men’s bathroom. He locked both of them in a bathroom stall and pinned Kagome to the door.
“If this is about the popcorn I’ll ju-” but she was cut off by a kiss. The man started nipping her lips gently but gradually, the force of his mouth increased until they were both eating and biting each other almost literally.
Wasting no time, the man unbuckled his pants and was prepared to get things going when she spoke.
“I don’t do strangers, I’m sorry; I’m just not like that.”
“I am Sesshoumaru.”
A pause.
“Sesshoumaru? Well in that case please do continue. Nice to meet you.”
And so he did. Wrapping the woman’s legs around his waist, Sesshoumaru thrust his dick with full force inside her that earned him a loud moan from Kagome. Her ass humped back and forth in rhythm with his thrust and he did her faster, harder and deeper.
The bathroom was deserted and the intensity of their lovemaking shook the bathroom doors accompanied by moans of pleasure.
Kagome was nearing her release and so does Sesshoumaru. He grunted. She screamed. They came. Panting from exhaustion, Sesshoumaru pulled his penis and looked at Kagome. She still has her eyes closed; panting. Beads of sweat formed on her temple.
Sesshoumaru was preparing to leave when she grabbed his cock. Still hard and pulsing, Kagome did not have to say the words. He knows just what to do.
Pushing her to the outside the stall, he pinned her to the sink; her ass facing his dick.
He pushed inside her and grunted. She was so tight and wet; it feels so good to fuck her. But it wasn’t enough. He needed her to scream her lungs out until she comes. With that in mind, Sesshoumaru slid three fingers inside her as he thrust harder within her ass.
She threw her head up and moaned. She screamed his name and he withdrew.
“I think I owe you more than a popcorn.”
“Indeed…..?”
“Kagome.”
“Shall we continue Kagome?”
“You’re on.”
Outside the bathroom was an oldman with a confused look on his wrinkled face.
“How long would this bathroom be closed? I gotta pee!!”