Just an idea I had after watching some show (I shall not name, it's embarrasing as it is that I actually watched it.)

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"Are you sure about this Sesshoumaru-sama?"

"Be silent, miko."

"Can’t you just try to reassure me about all this?"

"Do not question me about such inconsequential matters."

"Every matter with you is ‘inconsequential’."

"Finally, the miko understands."

…

"Give me a reason I shouldn’t zap you right now."

"Hollow threats are beneath you."

"I am being very serious."

"Just be sure your aim is exact, for once."

…

"Kiss… my…"

"Language miko."

"Must you be so difficult?"

"Naturally."

"Okay, listen you pompous…"

"Perhaps, miko, you should think before you speak your next words."

"Quit being so condescending and I would be more agreeable to your high and mightiness."

"Refrain from using such a tone with this Sesshoumaru."

"Since when do you care what anyone says anyway?"

"The same time you began to travel with me."

…

"Uh, care to repeat that?"

"Variation in my pack has forced me to… adapt."

"Well... hm... I didn’t expect an answer like that."

…

"x-factor, huh- I mean, with me coming into your life unexpectedly?"

"Yet, you appear to be unsurprised at this revelation."

...

"Zebras can’t change their stripes, but I always thought, despite the saying, old dogs could learn new tricks."