Vengeance in a Box
Disclaimer: I do not own any Inuyasha characters nor do I make money by writing these stories. They are merely for enjoyment.
Summary: The bastard, Naraku, trapped Inuyasha's gang and Sesshoumaru's pack in a giant crate and tensions run high. Will they be able to escape the evil box of doom? Find out!
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"What is this Sesshoumaru doing in this infernal contraption? Release me this instant!"
"Now, now, Sesshoumaru-sama. Let's not be hasty. We can find a way out!"
"Feh! Can it, monk. How the hell did that bastard Naraku manage to get us in here?"
"Inuyasha! Language! There are children present!"
"You can't tell me what to do, Kagome!"
"Kagome-chan, what's a bastard?"
"Don't worry about it, Rin. Inuyasha was just being vulgar."
"Sango, I'm scared!"
"There's nothing to be scared of, Shippo. We will be fine."
"Does that Naraku not know that he captured the great Sesshoumaru-sama in a box?! He should be fillet for his discrepancies!"
"Ne, Jaken-sama. Did you just let loose a smelly?"
"No, you infernal child! I did no such thing! What a disgrace, letting loose a smelly! Pah!"
"Mind your tone, Jaken, or your tiny excuse for a head shall be severed from your dilapidated body."
"Yes, Sesshoumaru-sama."
"There is no need for threats, Sesshoumaru!"
"Do you not know to whom you speak, miko? Mind your place!"
"Fuck off, bastard! She's in my pack! You can't tell her what to do?"
"You and your group are trespassing on my land, hanyou. I may rule as I see fit."
"You are useless! I'll get us out of here! Wind Sca - "
"Inuyasha! No! You will kill us all!"
"Bah! Don't be so paranoid, monk."
"Enough of this idiotic rambles! Poison Cl - "
"Sesshoumaru! Stop! You'll gas us to death!"
"And how does that bother this Sesshoumaru?"
"Well...you will kill Rin!"
"I have Tenseiga."
"I know! I could try my wind tunnel!"
"NO!"
"Sango-chan, you yelled right in my ear!"
"Well, you were going to suck us all up!"
"Jaken-sama, I'm hungry."
"Do not bother me with such frivolous endeavors, human!"
"Sesshoumaru-sama! Jaken-sama is being cold to me!"
"Jaken..."
"I apologize, my lord. I am not worthy to shine your boots!"
"What a wimp!"
"Inuyasha!"
"What?!"
Sitting on top of a large crate, in the middle of a meadow, Naraku chuckled behind the sleeve of his haori. Kagura, who was basking under a tree, shot a scowl at the half-human that created her.
"You are such a bastard, Naraku."
"I know!"
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SF: Another useless ditty. I just wanted to throw a litle drabble together, but I don't think drabbles are my style. It was worth a try, though.